those are all very good moments but the best one-liner is:


Homer: i'll have you know i have misplaced my pants!

The one when Homer is trying to invent something, And he makes the "Everythings Ok Alarm" And its obnoxious as hell And he says.

ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Homer: "This will play every 3 seconds..."
ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Homer: "When everything is ok!"
ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Marge: "Homer Turn it off."
ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Homer: "It doesnt go off"
*Battery Dies*

When the chick steals the collection plate money and frames bart he runs and jumps out the window. 5 seconds later a guy yells, "Stop Him! He's heading for the window!"

and

When Bart is watching Crusty TV and Crusty says, "I will send you a check for 40 dollars if you watch my show!" Bart is like "SCORE!!!!!" but then the screen goes green for a second, and this guy says , "Check will not be honored."

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Mr burns is trying to kill the puppies. Lisa is arguing with him.
Mr Burns hands her a phone and says "here is a phone call someone who cares." she dials 911. He is like "Give me that" and takes it away from her. funny

This very moment Simpsons episode

Homer: Your Car does not meet my demand, now can I have my myster price?

Car Sells Woman: Sure.

Homer runs away (Laughing) He He

Car Sells Woman: What the? (Seeing the fucked up electronic car)

Car: Help, Help Help, It burns. It Burns

Okay back to my favorite episode, Its got to be 22 short story about Springfield. I must agree, older Simpsons episodes from 94-99 were all great. In the season 2000-2001, everything moved at a very fast paste. All of sudden, Flander's wife died, or Marge was hit by a clock while talking disco stu. But I think they are making a come back. Lets hope the season finalily can really make me laugh harder then before.

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If you seen the episode in which thise comes out you know what i mean. that one line entertained me on my road trip to Guatemala this winter.

Store clerk: "But the doll is cursed"
Homer: "that's bad"
clerk: "But it comes with free Frogurt"
Homer: "that's good!"
Clerk: "But the Frogurt is cursed"
Homer: "that's bad"
Clerk: "But it comes with your choice of toppings"
Homer: "that's good!"
Clerk: "But the toppings contain sodium benzo-hydrate"
Homer: "Huh?"
Clerk: "That's bad"
Homer: "Can I go now?"

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"Oh Lisa, you and your stories - Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now lets go back to that place...where our beds..and TV...is."

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Mr. Burns: I bring you love! (glowing in the dark)
Lenny or Carl: He`s bringin` us Love!
Carl or Lenny: Don`t let him get away!!!!!
Lenny or Carl: Break his Legs!!!!!!
The Simpsons X-Files uh, just ...........doh!!!!!!

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ahh the thread all about the man who is the reason for my handle. I chose woohoo in honor of that great man a certain Mr. Homer Simpson.
fave episodes... too many. The Flaming Homer is pure classic (Oh my God, he just fell on Aerosmith!). The Medical Marijuana one is too. The Homer Hulk one was great, loved the Mel Gibson one.. gah.. too many.

That ball-sack one with nibbles might be my fave line of all time. That Halloween one a few of you have referred to was the Shining parody. Best Halloween bit ever I'd say. "... (forget how it starts) the shinning!" "Don't you mean the shining?" "Quiet boy, do you wanna' get sued?"

So many great things in that show but one of the best is the gratuitous rips on themselves like the comment about cheap cartoons just constantly showing the same backgrounds over and over as that is exactly what's happening. Or the time when he's talking about this is real life, not a tv show as he's sitting on the couch and the camera angle switches and he's walking outside the window, the rips on 5-fingered people. Love all their cameos too. God bless Phil Hartman. I miss Troy McClure. You may remember me from such movies as (insert movie title here) those titles always cracked me up

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Originally posted by w00h00 loved the Mel Gibson one

Homer to Mel Gibson: "Did Braveheart give up? Did Payback give up?"

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