[Goldeneye 007]
Boris: I AM INVICIBLE!

[Amelie]
Narrator: Philoméne likes the sound of the cat's bowl on the tiles...the cat likes overhearing children's stories.

[Jonas Veggietales] (DON'T ASK)
Well sirs...the asparagus hit me in the head with a guitar, and an angry mother porcupine shot out our tires!

[LOTR]
Gandalf: All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.
(the book as tons more notable quotes)

[Four Rooms]
Sigfried: Hes got a huge cock...? Show it to me!
Sigfried: Don't you think i know that there's a gag in the woman's mouth? Do you know why i know that!? BECUASE I PUT THAT GAG IN HER MOUTH!

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Pulp FIction... Jules says to a guy he's about to blast:

"Ezekiel 25:17...
THe path of the rightious man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will seperates the weak throught the valley fo darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And i will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name as the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!
... guy yells at the sight of a gun to his head...
*BANG*, *BANG*, *BANG*, *BANG*, *BANG*, *BANG*, *BANG*, *BANG*, *BANG*!!!!"

One of the most powerful quotes from Pulp Fiction

If i was the victim, i'd be shitting my pants!


Full Metal Jacket____
Sarge: how tall are you private?
private: 5 foot 9 sir!
sarge: goddamit I didn't know they stacked shit that high!
sarge: where you from private?
private: sir, texas, sir!
sarge: goddamit only steers and queers come from texas and you don't look like a steer to me!!

@ the obstacle course...
sarge: dammit private Pyle get the fuck over that bar!!
(fat)private pyle: i'm trying sir!!
sarge: shit! I bet if there was some pussy on the other side of that bar you'd be there 2 days ago!!

that's some funny shit!...go see the movie!

And yea almost all of Fight Club is quotable.

I "could" add some quotes from the Matrix 2 script...but that would ruin things.

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'-.SgtFoo.-'
My SoundCloud

"I kick ass for the lord!" - the priest in braindead

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quote:

Originally posted by davedresden i suggest getting the gabriel & dresden prog-a-minute. in 3 easy steps you too could change the face of dance music. batteries not included. - dave

My favourite lines --

"I was hoping you'd cry out in your sleep. Then, I would have bitten your head to silence you." - Moro, Princess Mononoke

"I hate rain... It always makes me so depressed." - Dilandau, Escaflowne The Movie: A Girl in Gaea

"Did IQ's just drop sharply while I was away?" - Lt. Ripley, Aliens

"I honestly don't know who's better. You don't see them fucking each other over for a goddamned percentage." - Lt. Ripley. Aliens

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"We've got a bleeeeeder!"

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quote:

Als er zo ene sta, heb ik twee woorden...Engelbert Humperdinck, ik rij altij me humperdinck daar wijk ik ni van af

"let me get this straight..your name is GAYLORD FOCKER"

Jack Black, in Orange County:

Nice shoes.. wanna fuck?

Scarface
Tony Montana - "Say hello to my little friend"

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"How we don't fall is how we land."

quote:

Originally posted by JPJH "let me get this straight..your name is GAYLORD FOCKER"

YES!!! great stuff,...

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Revenge of the Nerds

"I met a girl today Booger"
"Did you get some?"
"She's not that kind of girl"
"What, does she have a penis?"

Blazing Saddles

"So the women and the children, do you kill them too?"

"Why NO SIR we rape the SHIT out of them."

I don't know why but this had me and my friend laughing for hours. It just caught us by surprise.