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Originally posted by daffodil i could see that. i get furious when christmas stuff shows up before dec. 1, and even that is pushing it. of course, we all know it really turns up around halloween, which makes me want to vom. i've been pondering some thompson since watching "fear and loathing" last night. once again inspired to write, once again intimated. honestly, what the fuck is wrong with me? i don't know where i developed this huge fear of leaving a record of myself (i actually started posting in forums to help get over that fear), but it's brutal.

I think Wal Mart puts up the Christmas displays the day after Labor Day now :mad


You should write down everything and mail it to me. I will then skim it....put in some illegible comments in red ink tha thave no connection to the topic...and mail it back

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Originally posted by MrSquirrel You should write down everything and mail it to me. I will then skim it....put in some illegible comments in red ink tha thave no connection to the topic...and mail it back MrS

once i've managed to let someone read it, i'm fine. it's just getting to that point i appreciate the offer though

Fun lyric time:

I'm ever upper class high society,
God's gift to ballroom notoriety,
I always fill my ballroom
(The event is never small)
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all
Oh I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No-one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
GREAT BALLS OF FIRE
Oh I've got big balls




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Originally posted by MrSquirrel Fun lyric time: I'm ever upper class high society, God's gift to ballroom notoriety, I always fill my ballroom (The event is never small) The social pages say I've got The biggest balls of all Oh I've got big balls I've got big balls And they're such big balls Dirty big balls And he's got big balls And she's got big balls But we've got the biggest balls of them all And my balls are always bouncing My ballroom always full And everybody cums and cums again If your name is on the guest list No-one can take you higher Everybody says I've got GREAT BALLS OF FIRE Oh I've got big balls MrS

lovelovelovelovelovelovelove that song!

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Originally posted by daffodil lovelovelovelovelovelovelove that song!

As Rick Derris said in Clerks:

"I like the way you think."



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my eyes hurt from wine

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Originally posted by MrSquirrel As Rick Derris said in Clerks: "I like the way you think." MrS

oh my god, CLERKS! don't even get me started on that movie or kevin smith or i'll just start quivering.

i'm a firm believer in the ruling class, mainly because i rule.

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Originally posted by daffodil oh my god, CLERKS! don't even get me started on that movie or kevin smith or i'll just start quivering. i'm a firm believer in the ruling class, mainly because i rule.

Are you one of the few, like myself, who find Mallrats entertaining?

"What, like the back of a Volkswagon?"

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Mr Squirrel.... Oh I just love your avatar and your name! lol you just make me think about the squirrel that runs in my backyard for weeks now. Maybe it's you?

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Originally posted by trancegirl79 Mr Squirrel.... Oh I just love your avatar and your name! lol you just make me think about the squirrel that runs in my backyard for weeks now. Maybe it's you?

Nope, sorry.

I have a cousin, Frank. It could be him.....he tends to run around aimlessly. He ate some funny fungified acorns a few years back and is in a state of perpetual hallucination.

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Originally posted by MrSquirrel Nope, sorry. I have a cousin, Frank. It could be him.....he tends to run around aimlessly. He ate some funny fungified acorns a few years back and is in a state of perpetual hallucination. MrS

OHHHHH, that explains why the crazy nutso squirrel here at school does insane back-flips, runs in circles at amazing speeds, and literally rolls UP the tree -- I don't know how the shit he does it.

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Originally posted by MrSquirrel Are you one of the few, like myself, who find Mallrats entertaining? "What, like the back of a Volkswagon?" MrS

Volkswagen "That damn kid is back on the escalator again!"

my cousin walter jerked off in public once. true story. he was on a plane to new mexico when all the sudden, the hydraulics went. the plane started spinning around, going out of control. so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. so all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and they beating like mad. so all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom when all the sudden the hydraulics kick back in and the plane rights itself. it lands safely and everyone puts their pieces away or whatever and deboards. no one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.