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| quote: | Originally posted by Dj LPG
we groeien snel ze Welkom allesinds Btw, ooit dat versje gehoord van minderhout dat meer hout ging halen in meerhout? Ik weet er nog een deeltje van, maar de rest is me helaas ontsnapt | buh ja 
minderhout had minder hout dan meerhout, daarom ging minderhout hout halen in meerhout. Doordat al het hout weg gehaald werd in meerhout was er er in meerhout steeds minder hout, en ging minderhout hout halen in houthalen. Toen daar al het hout op was, gingen ze hun hout halen in Boom. 
Zo iets anyways 
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You pick up this working girl who's hooked on smack, who hussles and scores. "That's all I do" she says, she says "Ten bucks for head, fifteen for half-and-half". She says "Three hits a day at 35 per", you say "That's seven tricks a day at least", but she says "Sometimes I get lucky. Once this guy gives me a bill-and-half just to eat me, only time I ever came".
You figure you can save her. You sell your color tv, that keeps her off the streets a whole day. You hawk your typewriter for one jolt. Then your shotgun, your watch. A week later you say "Listen I'm a little short", but she says "No scratch, no snatch". You say "Look it is better to give", but she says "Beat off creep".
One night they spot you on the street in your skibbies trying to sell your shoes. You tell them who you are, but they nail you. Then she happens by and she says "Christ you look fucked", she says "Hang tough!". But you don't say anything, you just think "what a bum rap for a nice, sensitive guy like me".
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