| quote: | Originally posted by Ian^
Since it appears to be your birthday today, I must wish you many happy returns, however I'm wondering what to buy you, so from the checklist below can you tell me which of the following you don't have so I can buy it
Barbies First House
Barbies Second House
Barbies personal lawyer
Barbies Plastic Surgeon
Barbies Boyfriend, Ken
My little pony for Barbie
Barbies first Dildo
Barbies Rampant Rabbit
Barbies Personality Add-On
Barbies Slut Costumes 1-10
I suggest you use all the aforementioned in a shallow water, shallow enough to fit your shallow personalities in, thinking that looks make a person better, I don't give a fuck if any of your friends or 'you' are better looking in your opinion than anyone else on this board, beauty is not achieved by looks and knives and surgeons, but by who a person is, the things they do, after all we're all going to be old wrinkly & ugly one day, so why bother about looks now. Sure I'm ugly, i don't care though, I think I more than make up for it in a personality you so obviously lack. Just cos you think you're cute & 'it' there's plenty of guys like me who would hit the walking std that you are with a 20ft disinfected bargepole.
Happy Birthday |


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