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Originally posted by SteveTranz4ever Den här kanske e gammal men wtf.... här får ni http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song

Haha Hade nästan glömt bort rathergood.com!
Men favoriten måste ändå vara "Gay Bar"

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Originally posted by SteveTranz4ever http://www.olympictrans.ru/fun/img/uglyZoo

LMAO! That kicks ass =).. Fan vissa djur var ju snyggt gjorda!

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Originally posted by SteveTranz4ever Den här kanske e gammal men wtf.... här får ni http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song

Øh hva faen var det der?

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Originally posted by SteveTranz4ever http://www.olympictrans.ru/fun/img/uglyZoo

Vissa gubbar på worth1000.com är helt galet duktiga.

Plane Ride

Two strangers were seated next to each other on a plane. The guy turned to the cute blonde next to him and made his move.

Let's talk," he said. "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The blonde, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly, and said to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the passenger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," said the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first: a horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"

"Oh brother," said the guy. "I have no idea."

"So tell me," said the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

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Skön jobbansökan jag fick mailad till mig idag.

>You'll LOVE this !! This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

>

>NAME Greg Bulmash

>SEX Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

>DESIRED POSITION Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

>DESIRED SALARY $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

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>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS? Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

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^^^ Ok, då vet jag hur jag ska skriva ansökningar i fortsättningen

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man with no sig

så det e därför jag aldrig ens fick komma på någon intervju förut.... min ansökan va ju inte alls som den

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