Go kill yourself, come back as a completely different non-douchebag-loser actually good looking person with a personality not as boring as a thumbtack and we'll find out.

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Originally posted by squirrelly Go kill yourself, come back as a completely different non-douchebag-loser actually good looking person with a personality not as boring as a thumbtack and we'll find out.

whatever it takes to rape you anally

I look forward to reading your oh-bitch-you-weary.

i look forward to smelling the sweet combination of ur shit, blood and my cum

ok that was gross

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Originally posted by fayraree i look forward to smelling the sweet combination of ur shit, blood and my cum

I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this....

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Originally posted by jennypie I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this....

i'm surprised, because there was no mention of shit-blood-cum-farts.

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Originally posted by jennypie I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this....

Ha, we think alike.

I fucking love Tool!

mmmm Prison Sex.

ok eric totally takes the drama cake wtf

cheaing on his gf with a TA that resolved in a fight at a TA party AAND he's talking about how her titties flop around in the cor?

why am i the only one who gets picked on with this stuff?

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by StanVoid this thread just delivered

+1

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you