what's this I read about the irwin family putting a fatwa on chris taylor? Surely they have to be muslim to do that? wtf ?!
Dec-07-2007 10:02
Lilith
Meowsies!
Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Maximum Security twilight home for cats
quote:
Originally posted by Ian
what's this I read about the irwin family putting a fatwa on chris taylor? Surely they have to be muslim to do that? wtf ?!
Probably something to do with this-
*giggle*
lol found the lyrics too!
My great grand father died this week.
I couldn’t stand him actually nobody could.
But as soon as he passed away everybody went around saying what a top bloke he was, so..
I’d like to dedicate this song to you, Gramps.
He was very hard of hearing,
he was dull and domineering,
mysogenist cantankerous and vain.
He hit the bottle every night,
he hit my grandma out of spite,
and those stories about his bunyons were a pain.
But all that’s now forgotten,
once he took his final breath.
Yes even pricks turn into top blokes after death.
You don’t believe me?
Allow me to furnish you with a few examples..
Steve Irwin lived in khaki,
a cartoon kamikaze,
who taunted crocs and talked so frequently.
And Brocky was some revhead,
who pumped the air with pure lead,
so anti green he drove into a tree.
But all that was forgotten,
once they took their final breath.
Yes even tools turn into top blokes after death.
John Lennon chose the hippy life,
he chose some nutbag for a wife,
his songs were never quite as good as Paul’s.
Jeff Buckley fooled all lovers,
just one album, mostly covers,
more wailing than Japan does off our shores.
But all that was forgotten,
once he took his final breath,
yes even wankers turn into top blokes after death.
Princess Di was just a slut for sex,
when they looked in the car wreck,
her dress was wet with Arab semen stain.
Stan Zemanek was a racist jock,
Fatso, xenophobic cock,
whose views were more malignant than his brain.
But all that was forgotten,
once he took his final breath,
yes even arseholes turn into top blokes after death.
It’s not how they lived that counts,
but how we rewrite the book.
When it comes to truth it’s best to use restraint,
it pays to throw away the facts
and have a rose coloured look.
When he dies, Martin Bryant will look a saint.
Don Bradman was a total farce,
a grumpy, greedy tired-arse,
who couldn’t even score one run last time he played.
Kerry Packer was a brothel chief,
a tax cheat and a kidney thief.
and procreating Jamie was the worst mistake he made.
But all that was forgotten,
once he took his final breath,
yes even **** turn into top blokes after death.
Belinda Emmett was a… (stopped by cast)
Remember all will be forgotten,
once we take our final breath..
yes even pervert motherf**kers,
even rampant child-abusers,
even local Baghdad looters,
even baby bunny rooters,
even reckless drunken drivers,
even rodent sperm imbibers,
even violent poofter bashers,
even public penis flashers,
even rotting corpse molesters,
even human piss ingesters,
even tiny kitten kickers,
even anal finger lickers,
even Anna ‘bloody’ Coren,
yes even she will be a top bloke after death.
Dec-07-2007 10:24
Ian
Not dead yet.
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: UK
oh yeah i understand that, but andrew hansen sang it, did taylor write it all himself, or was the 'fatwa' extended to the whole chaser crew but only chris has taken it semi-seriously? that's what confuses me
Dec-07-2007 10:35
Lilith
Meowsies!
Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Maximum Security twilight home for cats
It's Australia, nothing is taken seriously.
Dec-07-2007 10:57
idoru
You Can Call Me Al
Registered: May 2004
Location: Cascadia
You all smell terrible this evening.
Dec-07-2007 10:59
stren
Strenowski
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Warsaw, Earth, 1 AU
quote:
Originally posted by idoru
You all smell terrible this evening.
I just bought a new deodorant, you are mistaken sir
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Dec-07-2007 13:47
nchs09
Traceaddict in training
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Inside your mum
its 8:45 and im fucking drunk
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Dec-07-2007 13:49
XaNaX
I <3 global warming
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: 1000 Miles too far North
quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
its 8:45 and im fucking drunk
still drunk from the night before? i've had that happen quite a few times
Dec-07-2007 13:53
nchs09
Traceaddict in training
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Inside your mum
quote:
Originally posted by XaNaX
still drunk from the night before? i've had that happen quite a few times
no, im actually drunk...... as in drank in the morning and got drunk.... gotta chill due to the fact that im going to go eat lunch with pops... and im going to try to do something nice and make lunch and take it to his office
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Dec-07-2007 13:54
Ian
Not dead yet.
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: UK
quote:
Originally posted by stren
I just bought a new deodorant, you are mistaken sir
don't worry. I'm gonna wake him up soon with a text message & see how he likes being the annoyed one
Dec-07-2007 14:18
nchs09
Traceaddict in training
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Inside your mum
quote:
Originally posted by Ian
don't worry. I'm gonna wake him up soon with a text message & see how he likes being the annoyed one
ill text you too!
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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
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Dec-07-2007 14:19
spc
somebody call the doctor
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: NJ
yessssss there's a wootoff going on today! this will help pass the time quicker at work today
