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Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z] i tried it on my ex, managed to just get it up the bourneville boulevard, and thought, this feels safe as fuck, so i started going mental on her and i hurt her ass so she never let me do it again

lubrication ffs!

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike lubrication ffs!

Wise words from the experienced Mikey. I'm tempted to crack a "sailor" joke but I will resist...



...for now.

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Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z] bourneville boulevard

This word takes the award for most amusing terminology in this thread

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Originally posted by chris_norris This word takes the award for most amusing terminology in this thread

hehe although i dont think the americans get bourneville chocolate over there, if not.. try the, cadburies cul-de-sac

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Bring it on down son, so you can get done, I got more styles than the miles to the sun,
Ninety three million five thousand flows, and heres one more for the HOoOoOoOOO'S!!!

cleveland steamer? isn't that where u shit on a girls breasts and then "titty fuck" her?
donkey punch, of course, best out there. fuck a girl in the ass, and then knock her out with a blow to the head as u orgasm and it will make her muscles contract, so it's a nice tight feeling.
felching? do a girl in the ass, cum inside her, and then stick a straw in her ass and suck the cum back out.
dirty/filthy sanchez. do a girl in the ass until u get shit on ur dick and then take it out and wipe the shit on her upper lip (with ur dick). it's like having amustache of shit.
ocular sex. find a girl with a glass eye. take the glass eye out and stick ur dick in the eye socket.

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Originally posted by djSlain cleveland steamer? isn't that where u shit on a girls breasts and then "titty fuck" her? donkey punch, of course, best out there. fuck a girl in the ass, and then knock her out with a blow to the head as u orgasm and it will make her muscles contract, so it's a nice tight feeling. felching? do a girl in the ass, cum inside her, and then stick a straw in her ass and suck the cum back out. dirty/filthy sanchez. do a girl in the ass until u get shit on ur dick and then take it out and wipe the shit on her upper lip (with ur dick). it's like having amustache of shit. ocular sex. find a girl with a glass eye. take the glass eye out and stick ur dick in the eye socket.

thats disgusting

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Originally posted by djSlain cleveland steamer? isn't that where u shit on a girls breasts and then "titty fuck" her? donkey punch, of course, best out there. fuck a girl in the ass, and then knock her out with a blow to the head as u orgasm and it will make her muscles contract, so it's a nice tight feeling. felching? do a girl in the ass, cum inside her, and then stick a straw in her ass and suck the cum back out. dirty/filthy sanchez. do a girl in the ass until u get shit on ur dick and then take it out and wipe the shit on her upper lip (with ur dick). it's like having amustache of shit. ocular sex. find a girl with a glass eye. take the glass eye out and stick ur dick in the eye socket.

I really,really,REALLY didn't need to know that.

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I've done it....and I'd do it again.

Its really not 'messy' like people think it will be.

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Originally posted by djSlain cleveland steamer? isn't that where u shit on a girls breasts and then "titty fuck" her? donkey punch, of course, best out there. fuck a girl in the ass, and then knock her out with a blow to the head as u orgasm and it will make her muscles contract, so it's a nice tight feeling. felching? do a girl in the ass, cum inside her, and then stick a straw in her ass and suck the cum back out. dirty/filthy sanchez. do a girl in the ass until u get shit on ur dick and then take it out and wipe the shit on her upper lip (with ur dick). it's like having amustache of shit. ocular sex. find a girl with a glass eye. take the glass eye out and stick ur dick in the eye socket.

funny how u r well educated on all this lolita nonsense

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i writed a song.

lolitas rule... straight up the bunsen burner

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Bring it on down son, so you can get done, I got more styles than the miles to the sun,
Ninety three million five thousand flows, and heres one more for the HOoOoOoOOO'S!!!

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Originally posted by UWM It has nothing to do with champagne, but it is pretty gross I have a whole list of those crazy sexual things, I'm sure some of you have seen it. Jelly Donut anyone?

isn't that when you jizz in a girls face and then punch her?

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