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Originally posted by DigiNut Odd phenomenon, isn't it. Even though I'm agnostic by religion (only Jewish by ancestry), I still notice that most of us have an inexplicable ability to recognize each other. Either that or I'll be mysteriously drawn to someone and find out later that they're Jewish. Must be a secret society.

Hehehee, then I guess *some* of us are all a part of this secret society!!!

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Originally posted by DigiNut Odd phenomenon, isn't it. Even though I'm agnostic by religion (only Jewish by ancestry), I still notice that most of us have an inexplicable ability to recognize each other. Either that or I'll be mysteriously drawn to someone and find out later that they're Jewish. Must be a secret society.

I could tell you were just through the power of the jewish internet

actually, nah. The way we work is our mothers gossip and gossip and gossip until every jewish person knows everything going on with every other jewish person in the world

Reminds me of that barmitzvah that attended in great neck.. boy was I the only asian person there

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Originally posted by Redeye I could tell you were just through the power of the jewish internet actually, nah. The way we work is our mothers gossip and gossip and gossip until every jewish person knows everything going on with every other jewish person in the world

this is soooooooooooo true

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Originally posted by Aya Brea this is soooooooooooo true

wow jew talk... i'll be sure to stay out of this one
otherwise i think someone will have my head -cough-

My last name is Jewish, and we think that some of my ancestors on my dad's side were driven from Spain during the inquisition(s). It's hard to prove with absolute certainty however.

I'm starting to feel farklempt...

Talk amongst yourselves...

Here's a topic: Natalie Portman is neither a port nor a man...

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Originally posted by Thomas Datt wow jew talk... i'll be sure to stay out of this one otherwise i think someone will have my head -cough-

The Spaniards.

Have to throw this in here:

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Linda: Hello, and welcome to coffee talk. Did you hear about my Barbara finally getting married to that hunk James Brolin. She deserves a man like him. She's like butter! Anyway, with me today, all the way from Manhattan, is my mother, Hedda Manischewitz. Ma, come on out here. (Mom enters) Welcome Ma. I love ya. How are ya? Ma: Well my rheumatoid arthritis has been acting up lately… and you know how bad my colon is. Linda: Yeah ma, spare us the details. So what's been going on in your life? Ma: Well, ever since I divorced your stepfather… Linda: You mean # 5 or #6? Ma: Aw… so who's counting? As I was saying, ever since I divorced your stepfather, I've been depressed. (Begins to cry) Linda: (Aside: She's vaclempt… discuss amongst yourselves... here's a topic: Watergate was neither water nor a gate… Discuss...) (Waits) But ma, you've been depressed for years. How long were y'all married anyway? Ma: Six months, a year… I can't keep track anymore. The only reason I marry anymore is for the chutzpah. Linda: But, ma. There's more to life than that. Don't you want to marry for money? I mean, I mean love? Ma: What’s love got to do with it? (Aside: I always liked the way Tina Turner did that song; although she's not Barbara!) Linda: You've got that right Ma... Barbara's like butter! Anyway, love... love is like a rose growing in the sanitary landfill of life. Love is like a Kleenex for life's runny noses… Love is like Preparation H for the… well, you get the picture… It's what makes the world go 'round, Ma! Ma: Yeah, yeah, the last time I was in love -- with your father of course -- I ended up heartbroken. He left me for a newer model…I mean she was a runway model… younger than half his age. And, right then and there I vowed never to love anyone again. Linda: Ma, ya make me cry…(Cries for one second and is then okay) Now I'm over it! (Continuing) Ma, open your heart, there's a whole world out there… Well that's all the time we have for today. Join us next week for a special interview with Barbara's first grade teacher. Good night.

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Last edited by DaveSZ on Dec-01-2003 at 22:44

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Originally posted by Redeye I could tell you were just through the power of the jewish internet actually, nah. The way we work is our mothers gossip and gossip and gossip until every jewish person knows everything going on with every other jewish person in the world

Bahahahaha, I love it!

I never knew there were so many Jews on this forum - who's up for the creation of a Yiddish-only thread!? Maybe we can even organize a JTA meetup!

By the way Dave, that's farklempt.

And yes you get to join too Ozma, lucky you.

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Originally posted by DigiNut Bahahahaha, I love it! I never knew there were so many Jews on this forum - who's up for the creation of a Yiddish-only thread!? Maybe we can even organize a JTA meetup! By the way Dave, that's farklempt. And yes you get to join too Ozma, lucky you.

*bahahahahaha* JTA unite!

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Originally posted by erdega Pale and skinny is not something I find attractive in anyway so I don't understand all the fuss Nothing special to warrant it's own thread sorry

You've just made the list...



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Originally posted by 'mju:zik natalie aint hot. beyonce and j lo are but not natalie. shes over hyped beyond belief

And you!!

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Originally posted by DaveSaenz Here's a topic: Natalie Portman is neither a port nor a man...

Portman isn't her real name.

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type in israeli hotties.. you'll get some nasty stuff... but type in israeli models to get non pron stuff.

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