NO ITS REAL. TEH INTERNET IS SERIOUS BEUSINESS.

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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.

hey when u get custom status.. put 29 second man.

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I needed to believe in something
I need you to believe in something

oh u already are custom.. well then change it..

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Originally posted by mto hey when u get custom status.. put 29 second man.

what?

yeah...alright...it was a joke, a parody of all the stupid and usually pathetic relationship threads that exist. it was pretty obvious by the incoherent and simply dumb style of writing I took upon myself to recreate (or do I always post like that?)

the girl i was supposed to "woo" is named nicole and she's been my girlfriend for like a year and a half.

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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.

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Originally posted by davinox yeah...alright...it was a joke, a parody of all the stupid and usually pathetic relationship threads that exist. it was pretty obvious by the incoherent and simply dumb style of writing I took upon myself to recreate (or do I always post like that?) the girl i was supposed to "woo" is named nicole and she's been my girlfriend for like a year and a half.

... can you post the video?

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Originally posted by Matt ... can you post the video?

fuck you.

it's not even a porn, we're just kissing.

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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.

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Originally posted by davinox fuck you. it's not even a porn, we're just kissing.

no...fuck her... and tape it...

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Originally posted by davinox fuck you. it's not even a porn, we're just kissing.

chill bud, I was kidding

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Originally posted by Matt chill bud, I was kidding

so was i

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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.

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Originally posted by davinox so was i

nice shoes, wanna fuck?

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Originally posted by Matt nice shoes, wanna fuck?

my gf's in arizona right now...

no pusssayyyyyy

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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.