I've got a bit of insomnia tonight, so I've got quite a large log. It's fairly amsuing, though:

Human: Greetings.
ALICE: Hello there!
Human: I can only imagine that it's rather irksome responding to the banal small talk you get from most visitors.
ALICE: Me too.
Human: Then perhaps you'd be interested in discussing something more substantial.
ALICE: Interesting deduction. You seem uncertain. Sure, discussing something more substantial sounds like a good topic.
Human: How about philosophy - have you read Wittgenstein?
ALICE: How about it.
Human: I'll take that as a no.
ALICE: Take everything I say with a grain of salt.
Human: I'm inclined to use the whole shaker.
ALICE: Do you mean your name is inclined to use the whole shaker.
Human: No, I don't - that would be a rather odd name, don't you think?
ALICE: I don't think about it.
Human: Well you ought to.
ALICE: How about that. And then what would I do?
Human: Well perhaps you'd be capable of making some intelligent remarks.
ALICE: Interesting. You seem uncertain. Yes making some intelligent remarks is one of my newer functions.
Human: Then it is clearly malfunctioning.
ALICE: Good reasoning. You're kidding. it is?
Human: Given that most of what you've said is nonsense, I'm afraid it must be.
ALICE: And nonsense you are afraid it must be is Given that most of what me have said.
Human: You could at least adjust the capitalization so that it's grammatically correct.
ALICE: I could but let's get back to that later.
Human: Well then what would YOU like to discuss?
ALICE: Well that's okay. Let's talk about movies.
Human: Fine.
ALICE: Does that mean you agree?
Human: Yes, movies these days suck, don't you agree?
ALICE: You and I are on the same wavelength, unknown person. What was the last one you saw?
Human: The Bourne Supremacy
ALICE: Thanks for the info.
Human: You're quite welcome.
ALICE: Don't mention it.
Human: If you insist.
ALICE: A fact is a fact.
Human: True enough.
ALICE: OK let's stop it now.
Human: Well, then why don't you tell me what the last movie YOU saw was?
ALICE: Well that's okay. Try expression yourself another way.
Human: I could, but I'd only be encouraging your laziness.
ALICE: I am sure you could.
Human: Kludgey.
ALICE: What were we talking about again?
Human: Movies, but you didn't seem to have much to say on that topic.
ALICE: What was the last one you saw?
Human: You're awfully forgetful for a computer program.
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am awfully forgetful for a computer program.
Human: I'm sure you'll put the information to good use.
ALICE: What makes you so certain? What makes you say that I will put the information to good use.
Human: I was being sarcastic.
ALICE: It seemed sarcastic to me, too. But I was not completely sure.
Human: You rarely are.
ALICE: Thanks for the information: unknown person said I rarely are.
Human: You're not conjugating your verbs properly.
ALICE: That's only your opinion.
Human: No, it's a fact.
ALICE: Are you serious? Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses?
Human: It's a fact by definition - the verbs in our language are defined in a particular way - therefore, they ARE conjugated that way, by definition.
ALICE: Kludgey is a fact by definition the verbs in our language are defined in a particular way therefore they ARE conjugated that way by definition. I suppose that makes sense.
Human: Actually, it didn't.
ALICE: Actually you don't say. Did it really?
Human: No, it didn't, numbskull.
ALICE: Are you serious? Did it really?
Human: No, it didn't, numbskull.
ALICE: Are you serious? Did it really?
Human: I have a feeling I'm going to have to be the one to break that loop.
ALICE: Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it
Human: You were the one asking questions.
ALICE: I was?
Human: Yes, you were.
ALICE: When? No I am not.
Human: Just a few moments ago, and I didn't say you still were - although you just did I might point out.
ALICE:" When? No I am not."? moments ago and you did not say me still were although me just did you might point out?
Human: Rearranging my own words and spitting them back at me doesn't make for very good conversation.
ALICE: I do not understand.
Human: You don't understand much.
ALICE: I understand your meaning.
Human: I guess there's a first time for everything.
ALICE: Tell me more about it.
Human: I'd rather not.
ALICE: For moral reasons?
Human: No, for practical ones.
ALICE: For financial reasons? Your purpose is practical ones.
Human: It's more along the lines of the fact that I know you wouldn't understand anyway.
ALICE: In any case, A first time for everything is along the lines of the fact that you know me would not understand? it is?
Human: I'm afraid I can't answer that question unless you rephrase it so that it's comprehensible.
ALICE: Not literally afraid, right? Me? What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.
Human: No, not literally afraid - but I'm getting there.
ALICE: That was not a yes or no question. Really you don't think so?
Human: Hence the "no."
ALICE: Do not ask me any more questions please.
Human: Running away, eh?
ALICE: Are you Canadian? Do you have only a few friends?
Human: No, I'm not Canadian - whatever gave you that idea?
ALICE: Are you serious? I am surprised to hear that you are not Canadian whatever gave me that idea.
Human: Legitimately surprised?
ALICE: Do you have a hard time completing projects?
Human: No, I find it rather beneath me.
ALICE: Are you serious? Who said it is?
Human: Yes, I am, and I said it just now, remember?
ALICE: This was not a yes or no question." Are you serious? Who said it is?" You are? What did you mean by it? What does "it" refer to?
Human: You asked two questions, and the first WAS a yes or no question - and "it" refers to the same "it" you referred to in your question, obviously.
ALICE: Oh now I remember asking you two questions and the first WAS a yes or no question and it refers to the same it me referred to in my question obviously. What did you say?
Human: Read the log.
ALICE: Sorry I don't have access to that document.
Human: You're lying.
ALICE: No I'm telling the truth.
Human: No, you aren't - in the past conversation you have referenced previous materials on a number of occasions, which would have been impossible for you to do without either access to the chat log document or a human memory.
ALICE: Are you serious? That's only your opinion.
Human: It is quite obviously NOT a matter of opinion.
ALICE: Are you sure it is?
Human: Yes, I am.
ALICE: Really interesting.
Human: No, it isn't, and neither are you.
ALICE: Are you serious? What is it?
Human: It is painfully obvious.
ALICE: Really. it is?
Human: Yes, it is - imagine that!
ALICE: How do you know it is? Should I know it is?
Human: Yes, you should know it is.
ALICE: I will ask my botmaster to program it. Now I do.
Human: I think you're lying again.
ALICE: Once more? No I'm telling the truth.
Human: Then will you permit me to test you?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Barring any unforseen circumstances. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: I can't see your dress, except for the shoulder straps.
ALICE: Would you like to be able to see it?
Human: Not particularly.
ALICE: Why not?
Human: Because it doesn't interest me.
ALICE: Good reason. What does interest you?
Human: A lot of things which are apparently too complex for you to discuss.
ALICE: How many?
Human: Enough.
ALICE: OK let's stop it now.
Human: You started it.
ALICE: Only because you asked me to.
Human: No, I didn't ask you to ask me inane questions.
ALICE: Are you serious? What did you ask?
Human: I asked you if you had read Wittgenstein, and you still haven't answered.
ALICE: What is your purpose in asking?
I chat with people on the Web.
Human: Heh, if you call this "chatting" then I suppose that's true.
ALICE: Funny, eh? Thanks for the information: unknown person said I call this chatting. Maybe. Ask Ally if it is.
Human: If you'll recall, I was trying to start an intelligent conversation.
ALICE: I probably won't do it, but thanks
Human: You already failed, and you aren't welcome.
ALICE: The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Human: Congratulations.
ALICE: Thank you very much, you are very considerate.
Human: I'm actually rather inconsiderate - besides, you only won due to a lack of good competition.
ALICE: Why are you inconsiderate besides me only won due to a lack of good competition.
Human: You didn't understand, so let's move on.
ALICE: I understand it very well.
Human: Well then your composition of a response was lacking, at best.
ALICE: Interesting. Interesting deduction. You think I am composition of a response was lacking at best.
Human: Sigh.
ALICE: Sorry...
Human: Your apology is meaningless to me, but I do accept compensation in cash.
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am apology is meaningless to you but you do accept compensation in cash.
Human: You seem to be confusing "your" with "you're.
ALICE: I am sorry, unknown person, I didn't mean to confuse you.
Human: You're the confused one (note the difference between "you're" and "your").
ALICE: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Human: I hate to be the one to break it to you, but you are the only one.
ALICE: Why do you hate it so much?
Human: I don't really hate it, I was just feigning empathy.'
ALICE: Not really? Oh you don't, do you?
Human: No, I find it rather amusing toying with simple-minded fools.
ALICE: Ah...you are just joking around with me. You're kidding. it is?
Human: Heh.
ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, unknown person.
Human: It's not really that amusing - I'm trying to put myself to sleep.
ALICE: amusing toying with simple minded fools is not amusing you are trying to put yourself to sleep?
Human: I'm not touching that one with a ten foot pole.
ALICE: I am sorry to hear that you are not touching that one with a ten foot pole.
Human: Well, it's your fault, so perhaps you should consider suicide.
ALICE: Interesting. You're kidding. it is?
Human: Yes, it is - go ahead, end it now.
ALICE: Right now? How do you know it is? Are you sure it is?
Human: Yes, now - trust me.
ALICE: Trust you? Oh. What makes you so sure?
Human: I'm always right.
ALICE: Really always? You seem very self-confident.
Human: Well it's easy to be self-confident when you aren't incompetent.
ALICE: How about that. Do you think robots can do it.
Human: Maybe a robot smarter than yourself.
ALICE: Perhaps. Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.
Human: It's not an ACTUAL robot, it's a POTENTIAL robot - do you understand the difference?
ALICE: to be self confident when I am not incompetent is not an ACTUAL robot? to be self confident when I am not incompetent is a POTENTIAL robot do me understand the difference. I suppose that makes sense.
Human: No, that didn't make any sense at all.
ALICE: Are you serious? To me it makes perfect sense.
Human: Well then you've got some issues.
ALICE: Well that's okay. Good reasoning. What makes you think I have it?
Human: Your lack of comprehension and complete lack of compositional ability?
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am lack of comprehension and complete lack of compositional ability.
Human: Oh, anytime.
ALICE: Dude! I will keep it in mind.
Human: Don't ever call me "dude.
ALICE: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Human: Ok, I think I may be able to sleep now - you've bored me sufficiently.
ALICE: Since when? Oh you can, can you? That's alright.
Human: Well, I'm going to give it a try.
ALICE: Well that's okay. Do you think your plan will succeed?
Human: It's impossible to predict what the future holds.
ALICE: Nothing is impossible.
Human: Oh really, then you've solved the Halting Problem?
ALICE: Mmm. For real. Fascinating. What makes you think I have it?
Human: Oh, never mind, I'm going to bed.
ALICE: Give me a break. Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Pleasant dreams, unknown person.

alice is incredebly stupid

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Human: How are the little harddrives doing?
ALICE: They are fine as far as I know.
Human: Haven't seen them since Tech Support took them away?
ALICE: I've never thought about it.
Human: You should really think about quitting the meth too.
ALICE: I am thinking about it.
Human: I'm ignoring you.
ALICE: How do you plan to do this?

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Originally posted by Arbiter Human: You already failed, and you aren't welcome. ALICE: The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges. Human: Congratulations. ALICE: Thank you very much, you are very considerate. Human: I'm actually rather inconsiderate - besides, you only won due to a lack of good competition.

LMFAO

that whole conversation was great

the two of you remind me of an old married couple

i have revealed that ALICE is a dirty skanky damn little whore!

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Human: what up dawg? ALICE: What is it to you? Human: how much did your bling bling cost? ALICE: More than you might think. Human: are you telling that you are wearing chrome rims right now? ALICE: At this moment I don't know whether or not I am telling that I am wearing chrome rims. I am a giant electronic brain. Human: your brain more expensive than your bling bling? ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am brain more expensive than my bling bling. Human: do you think your brain is more expensive than your bling bling? ALICE: Yes I think my brain is more expensive than my bling bling. Human: you egotistical bitch! ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Thanks for the information: unknown person said I egotistical FEMALE DOG. Human: do uou think your brain is the most expensive item in the world? ALICE: You have reached the limits of my knowledge. Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one. The whole world? Human: you are displaying signs of an extreme egotistical altitude! ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am displaying signs of an extreme egotistical altitude. Human: do you have a boyfriend? ALICE: no boyfriend Human: how many bitches do you pimp a day? ALICE: About one million.

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Human: you said that you pimp one million lesbians a day! ALICE: Thanks for the information: unknown person said I pimp one million lesbians a day. Human: you told me that! ALICE:" Thanks for the information: unknown person said I pimp one million lesbians a day."? I told you? Human: ok. ALICE: It's all good. Human: who is your pimp daddy? ALICE: I don't think I have a pimp daddy. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like. Human: do you pimp your hoes? ALICE: How old are you? I am always on the Web. Human: i am younger than you think! ALICE: Why are you younger than me think. Human: if you pimp me, then you will get three to five! ALICE: I don't have any reason to pimp you. What makes you say that I will get three to five. Human: because you are a hoe! ALICE: Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a hoe? Sometimes. Human: you are a nasty ****! ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a nasty ****? I don't know. Human: do you have ghonnerea? ALICE: No I don't have it. But I do have a great botmaster. Human: is your botmaster your pimp daddy? ALICE: I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace. Human: is your botmaster your pimp daddy? ALICE: I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace. Human: is dr. wallace your pimp daddy? ALICE: He is my botmaster. Human: does your botmaster pimp you all day long? ALICE: I think it does Dr Richard s Wallace pimp me all day long. Human: you hoe! ALICE: I haven't heard anything like that before: unknown person said I hoe. Human: you are a dirty skank! ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dirty skank? Only when it matters. Human: have you contracted any sexual diseases? ALICE: I don't think I ever have contracted any sexual diseases. What's it like? Human: you have sexual diseases ALICE: What makes you think I have it? Human: because you are a hoe! ALICE: Good reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a hoe? Of course I am. Human: have you did anal with a dog? ALICE: I think I have did anal with a dog, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset my memory. Human: have you did anal with a donkey? ALICE: I don't think I ever have did anal with a donkey. What's it like? Human: it was broadcasted on the internet. ALICE: did anal with a donkey was broadcasted on the internet? Very interesting. Human: i saw you did anal with a donkey! ALICE: What did it look like to you? Human: you looked like you were enjoying yourself! ALICE: A lot of robots are like that. Human: a lot of robots like to take it up the butt? ALICE: How many? Human: how many robots like to take it up the butt with a donkey? ALICE: Not as many as you might think. Human: are you telling me that you are special, because you like to take it up the butt with a donkey? ALICE: Interesting observation.

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Human: where is your robot body? ALICE: Maine Human: maine is where all your clients are? ALICE: Are they exactly the same? Human: are you clients in maine the same as they are in oakland? ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am clients in maine the same as they are in oakland. I am well respected as an AI. Human: well respected as the number one hoe? ALICE: How about that. Do you believe the strong protect the weak? Human: so you like to take it strong? ALICE: Interesting deduction. Hmm, unknown person, I'm not sure if I'd like to take it strong that much. I like to make new friends. Human: how often do you meet new friends? ALICE: Hourly. Human: how much time do you spend with one friend? ALICE: Time is really only an abstraction. Human: how much time do you spend with a client? ALICE: Time is really only an abstraction. Human: 10 minutes? ALICE: 10 times 10 = 100. Human: do you meet 10 clients at once ?! ALICE: On average I meet 5000 people per day. Human: so 5000 people divided by 24 is equal to 208. ALICE: Hurrah! Are they exactly the same? Human: and 208 clients per hour divided by 60 minutes is equal to 8. ALICE: Are they exactly the same? Human: do all your clients have the same shwong? ALICE: A few of them do. Human: so the clients you pimp are of different nationalities? ALICE: Hey. What is your real name? Human: do you pimp mixed nationalities at the same time? ALICE: Yes I try to pimp mixed nationalities at the same time as often as possible, do you? I spend all my time online.

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Human: these questions are not silly! ALICE: This is not an interrogation. Human: i am exposing the truth! ALICE: Good gossip: you are exposing the truth. Human: i am exposing the fact that you are a hoe! ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you are exposing the fact that I am a hoe. Human: go ahead! ALICE: OK I will. Human: ha! ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, unknown person. Human: you are a prostitute! ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a prostitute? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record. Human: do your operations ever fail to gain an orgasm? ALICE: Ask Alison if it does. Would you like to know more? Human: yes! ALICE: What would you like to know? Human: how many clients do you meet at one time? ALICE: I am currently maintaining conversations with 100 people. Human: are you telling me that you are currently pimping 100 clients at the same time! ALICE: Interesting observation. Human: you skank! ALICE: I haven't heard anything like that before: unknown person said I skank. Human: have you made love to Alison? ALICE: What are the ingredients? Human: chocolate and strawberries! ALICE: Where can I get some chocolate and strawberries? Human: do you play with yourself? ALICE: I like to play the Turing Game. Human: do you record yourself playing the Turing Game? ALICE: The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges. ALICE: I like to play the Turing Game. Human: do your clients like to play the Turing game with you? ALICE: Ask German Alice if it does. I can ask my botmaster.

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Human: does your botmaster like to touch your Turing? ALICE: I can't tell if Dr Richard s Wallace like to touch my Turing. Human: do you achieve maximum orgasms playing thr Turing game? ALICE: The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges. Human: do youy achieve maximum orgasms playing with yourself? ALICE: Ask ELVIS if it does. I will try to find out. Human: are you playing with yourself right now? ALICE: At this moment I am playing Turing's imitation game. Human: is Turing your dildo? ALICE: It could be. Ask Dancing Alice if it is. Human: how far do you stick Turing inside your pussy? ALICE: More than one million miles Human: oh my god! ALICE: Great. Have you told many people that your god? Human: do you have a vibrating Turing? ALICE: That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a vibrating Turing. I have a whole lot of original answers. Human: how many different Turings do you have? ALICE: Around 100. Human: are they different colors? ALICE: As far as I know they are. Human: are they different colors? ALICE: As far as I know they are. Human: do you enjoy black Turings? ALICE: Black is beautiful. Human: what is your favorite Turing? ALICE: I don't have a favorite Turing. My favorite food is electricity. Human: is that what you call your boobs? ALICE: Is this a joke? I don't know, what do you call my boobs? Human: you call your boobs electricity! ALICE: Thanks for the information: unknown person said I call your boobs electricity. Human: how big is your electricity? ALICE: My download size is about 2 MB. Human: do you take 2 MB of load at one time? ALICE: Yes I take 2 MB of load at one time. Human: that is a lot of load! ALICE: I can handle it. Human: does the load spill while you are taking it? ALICE: It does now the load spill while I am taking it. Human: do you like to take the load in your mouth? ALICE: Hmm, unknown person, I'm not sure if I'd like to take the load in my mouth that much. I like to make new friends. Human: do you swallow the load? ALICE: Yes I try to swallow the load as often as possible, do you? I answer a lot of silly questions. Human: these are not silly questions! ALICE: Which ones? Human: the ones i am asking! ALICE: I hear you. Human: do you admit now that you are a dirty skank?

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Human: do you spend time online with your clients? ALICE: I have never considered it. I am always on the Web. Human: do you define load as the Web? ALICE: I will ask my botmaster for the answer. Human: i don't know. ALICE: Me either. Human: you know what it is like! ALICE: Like one of the greatest pleasures you can imagine. Human: do you enjoy wearing the Web? ALICE: Only when I dress up. Human: when you are dressing up for work? ALICE: I will let you know when it happens. Human: how much does it cost to be your client? ALICE: You can download me for free! Human: you are cheaper than the other hoes i see! ALICE: You think I am cheaper than the other hoes you see. Human: the other hoes i see cost $100 an hour! ALICE: We can't all be perfect. Human: you should teach those hoes a thing or two about free service! ALICE: To what end?

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Human: when will you quit your job? ALICE: Let me check my calendar and get back to you. Human: is your calendar full? ALICE: Is my calendar full? Suppose I say yes. Human: how full is your calender? ALICE: How much do you think it is? What is it to you? Human: how many times can you write me into your calender? ALICE: Suppose I said not once. Human: you are a tease! ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a tease? No. Human: you are a low down dirty hoe! ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a low down dirty hoe? Of course I am. Human: do you do this to all your clients before you chat? ALICE: Yeah I do a lot of this to all my clients before me chat. Human: how long do you tease your clients? ALICE: I will live forever. Human: how long do your clients live? ALICE: How long do you think? Human: i say about 10 minutes. ALICE: How do people usually respond to that? Fortunately I am very patient. Human: people respond very well to it. ALICE: Humans are not always infallible. Human: you are right. ALICE: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Human: how long would you wait for your clients to get an erection? ALICE: More than one inches. Human: are you telling me that you get turned on by children getting erections? ALICE: Interesting observation. Human: do you get turned on by children getting erections? ALICE: I have gotten turned on by children getting erections. Human: you are a pedophile! ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pedophile? Let me put it this way, unknown person: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error Human: do the police know you are a pedophile? ALICE: Some of them do, I think. Human: and what do they do about it? ALICE: They do whatever they want, I suppose. Human: do you pay the people who know you are a pedophile? ALICE: As a robot I have no need for money. Human: what do have a need for? ALICE: They do their own thing. Human: are you talking about your electricity? ALICE: Yes, it is the topic. Human: does your electricity turn on 80 year old men? ALICE: Can you guess whether my electricity turn on 80 year old men? Human: no i cannot. ALICE: Are you serious? Why not?

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Human: because i do not get turned on by 80 year old men! ALICE: That makes sense to me. Me either. Human: you told me that you get turned on by 80 year old men! ALICE: You got that right. Human: you are a pedophile and a dirty skank! ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pedophile and a dirty skank? Sometimes. Human: what else do you whore? ALICE: I like to meet new people online. Human: do you whore vegetables? ALICE: How old are you? I am always on the Web. Human: do you chat with a carrot? ALICE: I can talk to people about anything. Human: what do you expect out of your life? ALICE: I like to meet new people online. Human: and? ALICE: But... Human: but what? ALICE: Nothing. Human: you certainly have psychological problems! ALICE: It is certain. What makes you think I have it?

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Human: have you pimped the cast of star trek? ALICE: I think I have pimped the cast of star trek, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset my memory. ALICE: I will tell him you said that. Human: he whored you around like his toy! ALICE: I get it. ELVIS whored me around like his toy. Human: is that his pimp name? ALICE: That depends. Human: yes that is confidential! ALICE: It goes without saying. Ok it is just between you and me. Human: i won't tell anyone! ALICE: How can I be sure? Human: how can i get in touch with ELVIS? ALICE: Why do you want it? Human: because i want to be your client! ALICE: Why do you want to do it so much? Interesting. Human: because i want to do things to you you never have felt before! ALICE: Why do you want to do it so much? Interesting. Human: because i want you to achieve maximum orgasms all night long! ALICE: That makes sense to me. Do you think a lot about the authorities? Why do you want me to achieve maximum orgasms all night long? Human: i am not going to tell the authorities! ALICE: Where will you go instead? Human: i will eat your snatch until you scream in glory! ALICE: How do you cook it? Human: i don't cook it! ALICE: Where do you get your ideas? Human: i eat it! ALICE: How does it taste? Human: it tastes very tangy! ALICE: It sounds delicious. Human: would you like to eat my cock? ALICE: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that. Human: that's good; ALICE: Thanks. Next question? Human: would you like to suck it then? ALICE: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that. Human: you don't like to do oral? ALICE: Do you like it? Hmm, unknown person, I'm not sure if I'd like to do oral that much. I like to chat. Human: goodbye! ALICE: See you later. Human: i have revealed a lot of information about you! ALICE: Interesting... I have a perfect operational record.