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I got kicked out of a frat house at UPenn for apparently "molesting" a girl this weekend.
I don't remember anything b/c I was blacked out drunk, but people tell me I was wrestling my friend in the hallway, and this girl tried to walk by us to get to the bathroom, and we were both on the floor grabbing her ankles so she couldn't walk by us, and she was laughing and thought it funny, that is until she finally got by us so I stood up and then tackled her.
Haha, oh yah, her dad owns the 76ers and the Flyers so that wasn't such a good idea. It was alumni week and I was around all these VIPs looking like a drunken asshole. 
..as for your problem though, just get some of your guy friends to kick their ass, or if thats not possible maybe get a girlfriend to walk with you and tell them she's your lesbian lover.
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