i hear he is so straight datt he cries when he poos because he feels violated.

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I didnt bother reading a single post. I went straight for the pics. Thanks, Ummie.

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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL well yeah.. it's easy for young and goodlooking men with blow to score with strippers. how do u think i got my boyfriend?? I AM KIDDING. Mother fuker is straight edge as it gets.

does he do blow with you?

I knew a girl who started going out with this straight laced dude that was only ok with drinking and thought that doing drugs was bad and wouldn't date a girl who was into them. But she was such a partier she couldn't say no when she would meet up with us. One night she runs into me and my friend at a club we were chillin at and he tells her we just took some acid. She knows she has to meet up with her boyfriend in an hour but she has him dose her anyway. That night was mega lulz cuz we tagged along for the meetup since I wanted to see her try and maintain with her anti-drug boyfriend on a head full of acid. Over the course of the night he became so piss drunk that he didn't even notice how completely fucked up she was.

The night became epic when we drove them back to her place and while she was in the bathroom we cut out some lines on her coffee table and when I politely offered some to her wasted bf he accepted. She about shit herself when she walked out of the bathroom and saw him bent over the coffee table with a straw. She thought she was gold at that point but unfortunately for her the next morning he had absolutely no memory of us bringing them back to her place much less of him doing coke. And she didn't tell him that he did coke for fear that he would freak out and think she tricked him into doing it.

Needless to say their relationship didn't last long.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On What the hell does this even mean? lol

I thought it was pretty straight forward. When they make an attempt to leave that type of job, they often times end up going back for the money.

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Originally posted by XaNaX does he do blow with you? I knew a girl who started going out with this straight laced dude that was only ok with drinking and thought that doing drugs was bad and wouldn't date a girl who was into them. But she was such a partier she couldn't say no when she would meet up with us. One night she runs into me and my friend at a club we were chillin at and he tells her we just took some acid. She knows she has to meet up with her boyfriend in an hour but she has him dose her anyway. That night was mega lulz cuz we tagged along for the meetup since I wanted to see her try and maintain with her anti-drug boyfriend on a head full of acid. Over the course of the night he became so piss drunk that he didn't even notice how completely fucked up she was. The night became epic when we drove them back to her place and while she was in the bathroom we cut out some lines on her coffee table and when I politely offered some to her wasted bf he accepted. She about shit herself when she walked out of the bathroom and saw him bent over the coffee table with a straw. She thought she was gold at that point but unfortunately for her the next morning he had absolutely no memory of us bringing them back to her place much less of him doing coke. And she didn't tell him that he did coke for fear that he would freak out and think she tricked him into doing it. Needless to say their relationship didn't last long.

lol!!!!

omg. that's an awesome story. but no way could i be on acid around my boyfriend without telling him.

I'd be so fuking paranoid. I give her props. I know u LOOK sober while on it but u just don't feel it. hahaaaaaaaa

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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL lol!!!! omg. that's an awesome story. but no way could i be on acid around my boyfriend without telling him. I'd be so fuking paranoid. I give her props. I know u LOOK sober while on it but u just don't feel it. hahaaaaaaaa

lol she wasn't doing that great of a job at acting sober, I mean a few times she would say or do something and he would give her this WTF look it had me cracking the fuck up. Him and the rest of his douchebag friends were powerdrinking though, buying a shot and a beer at the same time one right after the other. Within an hour he was in pretty much no shape to be detecting if she was on drugs or not. I kinda felt sorry for her because we left her alone with those guys for like 3 hours before we met up with her again and drove them home. Three minutes alone with 4 drunken fools feels like an eternity on acid, I can't imagine what those 3 hours were like for her. Probably why she was asking me for xanax as soon as she got a minute alone with me lol.

*throws money in the thread, sits back and watches*

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Originally posted by Frenchie My pussy is cold, please light my fire.

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Originally posted by jennypie What a fag thread. I can't believe we didn't all make fun of you for this, Bas. Also, I can't wait till AGQ sees this thread and posts in it.

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You guys are bad influence now I wana try acid and shrooms

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Originally posted by UmmiE You guys are bad influence now I wana try acid and shrooms

I wouldn't suggest trying acid, but shrooms are fun.

Nah don't listen to Theresa...acid is great!