Granted, but you forgot your bug spray and clothing at home!


i wish i didnt have to be pretending to be doing homework in creative writing class right now...

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Originally posted by D-res Granted, but you forgot your bug spray and clothing at home! i wish i didnt have to be pretending to be doing homework in creative writing class right now...

got it, but now you have to do hw because your teacher will be standing over you for the rest of class. plus more work when you get home too, 'cause he/she got mad that you were pretending to work. sucka!

i wish finals were over and i could finally go home.

Granted, but now you fall asleep like Rip van Winkle, and wake up late for class on the first day of the new term

I wish Ralph Nader had won the 2004 presidential election

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Originally posted by tribu Granted, but now you are doing said work, and terribly, at that! I wish Ralph Nader had won the 2004 presidential election

fine, but his running mate will be Mike Tyson.


i wish socialism was more accepted in the US

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Originally posted by Zenchowdah fine, but his running mate will be Mike Tyson. i wish socialism was more accepted in the US

Granted, but those who were formerly rich have stockpiled weapons, take over by force, and enslave everyone.

I wish I didnt have to leave for work right now.

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Originally posted by tribu Granted, but those who were formerly rich have stockpiled weapons, take over by force, and enslave everyone. I wish I didnt have to leave for work right now.

you don't...you just got fired for sexual harassment.

i wish i didnt have to go to french in five minutes.

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Originally posted by teegee you don't...you just got fired for sexual harassment. i wish i didnt have to go to french in five minutes.

Granted, but today is the day where they teach you how to use a "french tickler"

I wish I had a job!

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Granted, but today is the day where they teach you how to use a "french tickler" I wish I had a job!

fine, your job is cleaning port a potties.


i wish my tooth didnt hurt.

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Originally posted by Zenchowdah fine, your job is cleaning port a potties. i wish my tooth didnt hurt.

Granted, but it will cost you $500 in dental repairs! dun dun dun!!!

Oh, wait, that's reality.

I wish I had that 2004 BMW 6-series convertible I saw in a parking lot today!

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On I wish I had that 2004 BMW 6-series convertible I saw in a parking lot today!

Granted...but please specify if you would like it 'oral' or 'anal'.


I wish I was retired.

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wish granted... unfortunately you're about 85 years old now too. you ended up working at mcdonalds to pay for medicare but got fired when you took an uncontrollable shit in the deep fryer


i wish i had a 6 pack (abs)