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Originally posted by jennypie No one can eat a box better than a woman, and everyone should know that. Chicks rule.

Why do women eat boxes? They should eat sandwiches like me.

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Originally posted by tu_face too many people on here know my other half, i might end up getting a slap

oh come on.... you two are the longest running Couple on TA not to mention the cutest




k hottest thing said to me...


"want to make out with me in the cage"

^ how is this hot u ask ... it was girl at a club and we where both in corsets and garters... wearing short skirts...


"hey gorgeous"
the first time that was said to me i got buterflies in my tummy

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Originally posted by jennypie
Because you're a filthy WHORE!

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Originally posted by jennypie No one can eat a box better than a woman, and everyone should know that. Chicks rule.

WRONG.

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A few things:

some chick the other day, i threw a few quarters at her randomly.
And she is HOT! no seriously, hot. In fact, i used to "date" her. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! *nudge wink nudge poke wink nudge*

ok anyway- yeah so i throw those quarters and she says in a sexy voice, lookin all hot with those DSL lips:

"put a quarter in the right slit and you just might get to ride me"

oh man
teh hotness (perverted, and horny but hot!!)


another time in highschool (while i was going through some shitty times with my former gf)- while studying for finals this girl and me started talking about blowjobs. It was kinda known i had been having sex with my girl since 9th grade HAHA, so by senior year people knew what was up. This girl had never blew a guy, or so she said and asked me HOW to do it.....i just kinda told her what my gf did, and then she said:

"can i suck your dick, you know, just to practice?"

OH MAN!!!! The will power it took to say no....i look back on it now and wanna slap my 18yr old self.
oh vell!

To follow up: later that same girl who wanted to "practice" with me.... i told her id feel guilty, hence why i didnt do it.
At a party a few weeks later she comes up to me and is like "can i suck your dick tonight? we can go in a room, ill suck your dick and wait for you to cum, and when you do ill leave and you dont have to do anything else"

i was like DAMN!!!!!!!!

i have more, but those are the ones i could think of..

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink DSL lips:

DSL lips? Is that like an ATM machine?

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Originally posted by flavdave DSL lips? Is that like an ATM machine?

yes

only you have to pay money to use it

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink A few things: some chick the other day..

Man, that wasn't "the other day"! We heard that story last year!

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Originally posted by Fundamental Man, that wasn't "the other day"! We heard that story last year!

lol

i remember telling that story!!! but it was this semester asshole! lmao

hence, the other day

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink lol i remember telling that story!!! but it was this semester asshole! lmao hence, the other day

Ok, so it was September. *ding*

"The other month" would have been closer.

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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink another time in highschool (while i was going through some shitty times with my former gf)- while studying for finals this girl and me started talking about blowjobs. It was kinda known i had been having sex with my girl since 9th grade HAHA, so by senior year people knew what was up. This girl had never blew a guy, or so she said and asked me HOW to do it.....i just kinda told her what my gf did, and then she said: "can i suck your dick, you know, just to practice?" OH MAN!!!! The will power it took to say no....i look back on it now and wanna slap my 18yr old self.

im gonna freaken slap you as well!!!

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Originally posted by Boomer187 I was just on messenger and was chatting with this gal from here*, and she said this.. **edit, and by here I mean from my town, shes not a TA** her: k, I'm going to go change for church, you wanna have some beers and watch fight club later? my jaw dropped and I think I started drooling. Of course I skipped the first part, but fo real...beer and fight club.... i wanna see some others.

"last night gave me carpet burns"