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i always set my alarm for 2 15 minute cues, which usually is bangin some DJ Rush cuz that shit gets me out of bed, but never on the first try thus the two cues. First one tells me, hey hungover boy, it's about that time to get the fuck up, the second one tells me, you got about 20 minutes until class, wake the fuck up. I take a piss right away and usually wake up with the piss boner.
If it's towards the weekend I usually go find the aspirin bottle and take 2 then go to the bathroom and brush my teeth then wash my face, teeth always first so i can wash out the leftover toothpaste of my face etc. If I spiked my hair up the night before I'll run water through it and it'll get spiky again, this glue shit rules, if i didn't spike the night before i usually just throw on a hat. I slap on some deodorant.
I dress up in the usual sweats and T-shirt, hoodie if it's cold, if it snowed i'll wear shoes, but i hate socks, so i usually sport my adidas tavliki. Along the way to class, my appartment is like 200 ft from campus, i'll always laugh at the freshmen who dress up all nice and take a shower for class and secretly tell myself that these bitches will learn sooner or later.
Out the door i grab a Mt.Dew and a chewy bar, or whatever else there is to hold myself over till lunch. If i'm really hungover i'll have a smoke, if not too bad i'll usually just chill with the dew.
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