i was reading the Wallmart Journal today and i saw this thing called Lifestyles. I thought LifeStyles was a condom but it had a picture of apples and bananas on it. isn't that whack?
i mean, i'll give my woman some condoms, but not fruit!
Jan-27-2005 05:27
DjShlian
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ya, i saw that on Celebrity Fear Factor last nite. didn't work out too well with Danny Tanner from Full House
Jan-27-2005 05:52
Geoff
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Originally posted by sebby
I have a question for you. I was wondering if you’d like to have a nice romantic dinner at McDonald’s with me this weekend?
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Jan-27-2005 06:26
Dervish
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quote:
Originally posted by DjShlian
i was reading the Wallmart Journal today and i saw this thing called Lifestyles. I thought LifeStyles was a condom but it had a picture of apples and bananas on it. isn't that whack?
i mean, i'll give my woman some condoms, but not fruit!
Show some class please..........
... get fruit flavoured condoms
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Jan-27-2005 15:02
UWM
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Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Here
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Originally posted by wwu.punisher
I am the shucking fiznit when it comes to Valentine's Day.
I asked my now ex-girlfriend out on Valentine's Day three years ago. This time around, I'm going to get my current girlfriend a rose, take her out to a nice Italian restaurant, and then we're going down to the bay for a walk on the boardwalk.
Beat that, muttafukaz!
That's not that original ...
Jan-27-2005 15:22
Floorfiller
Girl + Sweater = Hotness
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Illegal Pete's
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Originally posted by UWM
That's not that original ...
yeah not really.
btw...you gave me a great idea rob...from your chocolate strawberries
Jan-27-2005 15:23
UWM
mandroid
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Here
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Originally posted by Floorfiller
btw...you gave me a great idea rob...from your chocolate strawberries
This year I think I might surprise my GF with a chocolate covered penis. That way I can get a blowjob and she can enjoy the chocolate flavor at the same time.
The only problem will be putting the melted chocolate on my rod. Ouch!
Jan-27-2005 15:26
igottaknow
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Location: The Future
the thread has been very helpful...I have learned what not to do
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Jan-27-2005 15:29
Floorfiller
Girl + Sweater = Hotness
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Illegal Pete's
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Originally posted by igottaknow
the thread has been very helpful...I have learned what not to do
of course first you need a woman to spend valentine's day with
Jan-27-2005 15:31
Mr. Pink
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Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Atlanta, bitchezzz
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Originally posted by UWM
The only problem will be putting the melted chocolate on my rod. Ouch!
you know the hard chocolate covering icecream shops put on their vanilla ice cream cones?..... then it hardens and its like a crunch bar...
do that
dip your penis in that chocolate and it'll stay put.
just make sure your GF doesnt take a bite out of that crime
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Jan-27-2005 15:40
igottaknow
PerfectTeeth R4 Dinosaurs
Registered: Feb 2001
Location: The Future
quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
of course first you need a woman to spend valentine's day with
why do i need a woman when i got you?
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Jan-27-2005 15:40
Floorfiller
Girl + Sweater = Hotness
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Illegal Pete's
quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
why do i need a woman when i got you?
i've already sent you this FABULOUS boutque hahaha
