Originally posted by jonSun
My farts smell like roses.
and i know this
May-22-2005 02:42
jonSun
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Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Chicago CTA #77
quote:
Originally posted by DarkAngel
and i know this
You can smell em again but you gotta wax your back & chest again first.
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May-22-2005 02:46
DarkAngel
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quote:
Originally posted by jonSun
You can smell em again but you gotta wax your back & chest again first.
sounds like a plan
May-22-2005 02:47
Dervish
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I dunno when you get to a certain "place" with a girl she will fart. I got to a really disturbing "place" with my ex which culminated in her farting while lying on me, I could feel the vibes through her resting on me. she laughed, I cried
Originally posted by Dervish
I dunno when you get to a certain "place" with a girl she will fart. I got to a really disturbing "place" with my ex which culminated in her farting while lying on me, I could feel the vibes through her resting on me. she laughed, I cried
what a sad story.
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May-22-2005 03:08
DarkAngel
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quote:
Originally posted by Dervish
I dunno when you get to a certain "place" with a girl she will fart. I got to a really disturbing "place" with my ex which culminated in her farting while lying on me, I could feel the vibes through her resting on me. she laughed, I cried
Good God Almighty.
May-22-2005 03:09
samiotis
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Registered: Sep 2004
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my ex girlfriend farted really loud once on accident and blamed it on the door. i thought it was the door then she came back laughing her ass off saying it was a fart. it was really funny. farts in general are funny
May-22-2005 03:11
Krysta_101
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Registered: Jan 2005
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blamed it on the door?
What the hell?
So her farts sound like *oiiiillllly squeeeeeak slam!*
That's the weirdest case of ass problems I have ever heard.
May-22-2005 03:12
Dervish
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I know, I know, I'm over it and her now butt it's a process... but it's hard...
May-22-2005 03:12
Mr. Pink
Furiously Happy
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Atlanta, bitchezzz
One time i was getting road head and I got a little too comfortable and relaxed......
...it was the silent creeper.
she took a few whiffs of it...i could hear her....and i knew.... i knew i had fuked up
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May-22-2005 03:15
Krysta_101
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Registered: Jan 2005
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quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Pink
One time i was getting road head and I got a little too comfortable and relaxed......
...it was the silent creeper.
she took a few whiffs of it...i could hear her....and i knew.... i knew i had fuked up
We're talking about women and farts you titless wonder
she laughed, I cried
what a sad story. 
