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I suspect that a lot of these sad arsed, taste deficient, gagathonic track selections are purely hypothetical, since the posters have never actually had sex with anyone else in the room.
Oh, please. Barry fucking White? Are you entirely television educated? Play what you like, for god's sake. If you think you're going to get a girl all flushed and breathy with a random audio cliche generator then you need to aim higher - abducting girls from the short bus is just plain rude.
Or failing that, you might want to try Frank fucking Sinatra, Dean Martin or Big Gay Al's Big Gay Lounge Ensemble so that you can effectively communicate your complete and utter lack of life experience. Perhaps it will work on your friend's mother. Worth a try, anyway. Being a virgin at thirty would be depressing.
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