Here is a funny/easy one...

"why didn't you just park over there?"
"its to tight"
"TOO TIGHT!? You could land a jumbo fucking jet there."
*Hey ________ just leave him alone, he's just the get away driver."
"Well what the hell can he get away from?

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^^^snatch

"it was at a weird angle."
"it came from behind you tyrone. when you go in reverse, things come from behind you."

lost

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sooo many snatch quotes. guess mine, guess mine!

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A: Whose motorcycle is this?
B: Zed's
A: Who's Zed?
B: Zed's dead, baby, Zed's dead

fucking easy...

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quote:

Originally posted by TranceGiant A: Whose motorcycle is this? B: Zed's A: Who's Zed? B: Zed's dead, baby, Zed's dead fucking easy...

lol, pulp fiction

-Why is it, that when a man kills another man in battle, its called heroic? But when he kills a man in the heat of passion, its called murder?
-Hey, what are you doing?

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"life moves pretty fast...if you dont stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it" -- Ferris Bueller

out of all the dumb things u have done you go out and do this AND YOU TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!"

"WEEEEEED??? weed aint no drug mannn...you ever suck dick for coke mannnnnn?!?!?"
danny tanner

quote:

out of all the dumb things u have done you go out and do this AND YOU TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!"

dumb and dumber
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"are you trying to get a rise out of me, agent kuyon?"

heheh, easy...

quote:

Originally posted by InsomnEac "are you trying to get a rise out of me, agent kuyon?" heheh, easy...

the usual suspects. one of my all-time top 5

"what's the last thing you remember?"
"i remember my wife..."
"oh that's sweet"
"...dying. i remember my wife dying."

don't flame me for this next one.
"women. the weakest, the most fragile of the race. but inside they're all the same, nothing but meat, gristle, and hatred just simmering. and i for one have had it with their shit!"

lost

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"This book is dedicated, with love, to Bobby who found the only pound of pure - Faith in a Loving God." Hubert Selby, Jr. dedication to the latest edition of Requiem for a Dream

I caught this one a bit late, damn I need to see snatch
anyways I wanna get this going again

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Originally posted by Lost "what's the last thing you remember?" "i remember my wife..." "oh that's sweet" "...dying. i remember my wife dying."

thats Memento, quality film.

"Slow Ahead, I can do slow ahead, why don't you come down here and chump some of this shit"

A) Hey look it's Picasso
B) errr I don't get it
C) You uncultured swine.....What you lookin at ya hockey puck!!

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"

"So I got that going for me, which is nice."

"They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God."

"Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!"

"What do you mean, I'm funny?...You mean the way I talk? What?...Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?...But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How'm I funny??...How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me? Tell me what's funny!..."

couple of easier ones

"Surely you can't be serious."
- "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

"Roads? Where we're going we don't need - roads."

hehe anyways i've got a million more, so lets get this thread goin again

Funny..I had this quote in my signature not too long ago
Joe Pesci to Ray Liotta in GoodFellas
one of my fav. movies

"They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God."
Blues Brothers?

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