6'2 wrestler/boxer/ninjar deacon: Sure he's huge, and knows how to throw people down with some fancy stunt moves. Who knows how to punch you with a jab and hook, and an uppercut even. Who knows w33t ancient ninjar fighting techniques...
but so does the midget/wrestler/boxer/ninjar deacon....
......and he's at the perfect height to destroy your nuts
No. because. big wrestler/boxer/ninjar just picks up midget wrestler/boxer/ninjar then throws him all the way to cleveland.
but wait. ok. so suppose it is a *tie*... stalemate if you will..
i think the big deacon would still have a better chance at fighting off a demon.
imo.. thats alllllll im saying...
I
m
o
EDIT: brilliant use of w33t
___________________
Fortuna Favet Fortibus.
Sep-17-2005 18:09
Mr. Pink
Furiously Happy
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Atlanta, bitchezzz
quote:
Originally posted by dinoXpress
No. because. big wrestler/boxer/ninjar just picks up midget wrestler/boxer/ninjar then throws him all the way to cleveland.
but wait. ok. so suppose it is a *tie*... stalemate if you will..
i think the big deacon would still have a better chance at fighting off a demon.
imo.. thats alllllll im saying...
I
m
o
EDIT: brilliant use of w33t
If it were a tie...a stalemate, if you will....then who knows.
I guess it all depends on the size of the demon now, doesn't it?
The big wrestler/boxer/ninjar deacon- for fighting big demons
and vice versa with the midget wrestler/boxer/ninjar deacon.
ps: *bows for his brilliance*
___________________
Sep-17-2005 18:18
Sunsnail
Global Moderator
Registered: Sep 2004
Location:
Well well, who ever said you could only choose one deacon? I say the most effective combination would actually be a tag team of giant and midget deacons. That way no matter what the size of the demon, we will win.
Sep-17-2005 18:21
Allied Nations
Make it happen cap'n
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: MTHELL
quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Pink
If it were a tie...a stalemate, if you will....then who knows.
I guess it all depends on the size of the demon now, doesn't it?
The big wrestler/boxer/ninjar deacon- for fighting big demons
and vice versa with the midget wrestler/boxer/ninjar deacon.
ps: *bows for his brilliance*
"Different Deacons for DIfferent Demons"
___________________
Fortuna Favet Fortibus.
Sep-17-2005 18:23
Allied Nations
Make it happen cap'n
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: MTHELL
quote:
Originally posted by Sunsnail
Well well, who ever said you could only choose one deacon? I say the most effective combination would actually be a tag team of giant and midget deacons. That way no matter what the size of the demon, we will win.
deacons > demons
deacons ftw.
___________________
Fortuna Favet Fortibus.
Sep-17-2005 18:24
Mr. Pink
Furiously Happy
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Atlanta, bitchezzz
well......i guess we could use both.
so then wtf...... the best possible choice to fight a demon would be a 6'2 wrestler/boxer/ninjar deacon AND a Midget wrestler/boxer/ninjar deacon
where on earth will you find both!
i mean fuk, where are you going to fine ONE?!
___________________
Sep-17-2005 18:30
Allied Nations
Make it happen cap'n
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: MTHELL
quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Pink
well......i guess we could use both.
so then wtf...... the best possible choice to fight a demon would be a 6'2 wrestler/boxer/ninjar deacon AND a Midget wrestler/boxer/ninjar deacon
where on earth will you find both!
i mean fuk, where are you going to fine ONE?!
teh store. durr!
___________________
Fortuna Favet Fortibus.
Sep-17-2005 18:33
Sunsnail
Global Moderator
Registered: Sep 2004
Location:
I'm sure someone is selling midget wrestler/boxer/ninjars on eBay.
Sep-17-2005 18:34
Allied Nations
Make it happen cap'n
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: MTHELL
quote:
Originally posted by Sunsnail
I'm sure someone is selling midget wrestler/boxer/ninjars on eBay.
i bet you could even find a midsize... just in case
___________________
Fortuna Favet Fortibus.
Sep-17-2005 18:37
ghille
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: teh sandy butthole of the world
well, I'm close to a midget, I"m like 5'6" and I'm a pro fighter and a sniper in the army. lol
Sep-18-2005 17:15
bas
Stronger Lover
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Here I Am Baby
what the fuck are you all on about
everyone knows you don't need a deacon...he woudl get krpwnt, all fighting in teh name of god, he wouldn't know how to handle himself. you need a ninjar trained pirate...he would kick ass and take names
___________________
Sep-18-2005 19:13
Sunsnail
Global Moderator
Registered: Sep 2004
Location:
Would this pirate happen to be a Pastrafarian and follow the teaching of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?