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Originally posted by DJ RJT Feel free to point me to any homophobia present in any of my posts. I fail to see it.

Nah, I'll just harass you everytime I see you post about women.

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And I believe this thread is the first time I've mentioned the fact that all you talk about is how you're gay, I even got you male stipper cops for your birthday, so I guess what I'm trying to say at this point is please go ahead and fuck right off.

Awww, are you taking my birthday present away from me? Who am I going to look to as a fantasy male now?

DJ RJT, not that you're a homophobe really, but after a long day the last thing I wanna see when I play in the COR is some hypocritical fruit-cake making some feeble attempt to point out how posts regarding my sexuality are somehow bad or annoying when there's 1,000,000X more posts regarding straight topics. Seriously, you need to get over it. You're making my thread smell like butt.

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Originally posted by emc^2Now, imagine if you were a Gay Ethiopean Jew...

Hahahaha, or how about a Jewish Muslim? I'd rock.

let's hang out and go shopping!

i got great gaydar i love em !!

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Originally posted by Jake Benson Hahahaha, or how about a Jewish Muslim? I'd rock.

Ok, you're Gay Ethiopean Jewish Muslim, born in Puerto Rico, adapted by Pacific Samoan family.

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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL let's hang out and go shopping! i got great gaydar i love em !!

Melly - that's easy.. Everyone in Miami is gay. pffft... tell me something impressive.

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

lol @ this thread



Jake you're the coolest gay TA ever.

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Originally posted by emc^2 Melly - that's easy.. Everyone in Miami is gay. pffft... tell me something impressive.

exactly!

plus i love going to the gay guy clubs. Guys envy my boobs so they always wanna talk to me LOL

fuking FUN dancing to that gay house with the boys without shirts!


Cuz seriously. Gay guys are hot. SO it's a lil depressing on my part

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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL Cuz seriously. Gay guys are hot. SO it's a lil depressing on my part

So what youre saying is that you dont want a man...

You want a girl that looks like a guy.
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On another note, Im glad to say that Im monocurious and have no intentions of checking out the other side.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by Vlad So what youre saying is that you dont want a man... You want a girl that looks like a guy. ------------------------------------------------------ On another note, Im glad to say that Im monocurious and have no intentions of checking out the other side.

No i'm saying.. I can spot hot looking dudes.. gay or not.

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Originally posted by Caela what do you think the difference between bi-curious and bi-sexual is? having only physical/sexual needs vs. physical/emotional needs?

bi-sexual: you fuck girls and boys
bi-curious: you've only fucked one sex, but you're curious about trying the other sex as well

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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL No i'm saying.. I can spot hot looking dudes.. gay or not.

Ehh, most of them have shit for brains thats why they put on the bulk. If youre gonna be a retard, might as well look good doing it, right ladies?

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL exactly! plus i love going to the gay guy clubs. Guys envy my boobs so they always wanna talk to me LOL fuking FUN dancing to that gay house with the boys without shirts! Cuz seriously. Gay guys are hot. SO it's a lil depressing on my part

Heeh... few years back my wife and I were wondering in Coconut Grove and wondered into club Oxygen.... little did we know...

Wow.... here's my review of the night:

1. Something is fishy in denmark

2. Holly crap, this is a gay joint! my first reaction is "let's bolt" My wife's : nah, let's chill.

3. Im getting seriously drunk... and how the fuck do I know the lyrics to every damn song the DJ is spinning.. Oh, that's right... I HAVE EVERY DAMN CD FROM WHERE THE SONG CAME FROM!! OMG!! I AM GHEY!!!

4. I have accepted my newly found gayness and openly check out 2 fat lesbians french kiss...

5. I find myself wondering - why life is so unfair? Gay guys are fit and good lucking... Lesbos are fat, ugly and disguisting.

6. 2 very hot lesbians just walked in, with a man... literally on a leash... and why is he dressed like a pimp????

7. Ok, this is very disturbing, some 50-ish man with big gut, dressed just like Nathan Lane in "Birdcage" is making out with what appears to be a 19 year old college boy.... Hm... well, at least we know who pays the bills in that house...

8. 19 year old college boy bums a smoke and my lighter.... while lighting up he gives me a wink... I feel cheap and like a man whore... My wife is gloating...

9. She sees my obviously disressed condition and mutters something like: Oh, c'mon - you were the one buying all those CD's, no one forced you... so what if you know the lyrics to "like a virgin".

10. I drink some more... now the 19 year old asks ME if I want to dance. I politely refuse.

11. Now it's diva time... a very tall and very fat white dude dressed like a lady is singing "It's raining man" in Gloria Gaynor's voice. I keep my lips closed so tight, they turn blue.... meanwhile I am reciting "It's raining men! Halleluja! It's raining me..." SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!!

12. i'm completely trashed... now I'm winking at 19 year old boy toy. My wife grabs me and drags me to the nearest strip joint to rececitate me... the ammount of booze in my blood causes me to blurt to a stripper something like: "hey, are you a lesbo?" ... she responds "for extra compensation, that can be arranged"

13. my evening ends with my evil grin and grun "AAAALRIGHT!!!" as I reach for my wallet... I get a smack on the face and dragged out into cab and rushed back to our hotel... The rest of details are nothing but blur...

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)