Digital media designer.

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Originally posted by Ygrene Whereabouts in the UK is that??

slick!

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Originally posted by josh4 i draw funny caricatures of the prophet mohammad and sell them to european outlets

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omg i almost spit coke all over my monitor

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"We did not choose to become robots. There was an accident in our studio. We were working on our sampler, and at exactly 9:09 a.m. on September 9, 1999, it exploded. When we regained consciousness, we discovered that we had become robots."

I am a CPA in toledo. Sounds boring but I LOVE what i do.

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Originally posted by gwrmarines Haha get this, I went to a grocery store to get some gum and the register blew my mind away. It was all automatic she rang it up typed in the cash i gave her and out popped the money. I wonder why we dont have them. We NEED them, theres people that cant fucking count thier fingers and you got guys like me asking why the fuck didnt i get the right change back YOU FRIGGIN MORON!!! Oh and dont even say its new technology!! That shit looked like it was 20 years old 80's type stuff...

cashiers don't give a fuck. i couldn't give a fuck if they leave their change behind or credit card on the table. i dont care how they are, why they are here or care to laugh at any of their jokes. i'm not customer service and i'm not the customer's friend. i take their money and i say bye, i don't need to know why your computer broke, what is a good place to eat around here, or that "dang, everytie i come in here, money just disappears." ya ya ya, leave!
it's funny cus i'm the only person who has passed the Cashier's Secret Shopper Program every single time.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gabriel_and_dresden

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

I do customer relationship management for a startup software company in NJ

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[11:58] Bas //: fuck he's hot

floral designer

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Originally posted by DjConfessions cashiers don't give a fuck. i couldn't give a fuck if they leave their change behind or credit card on the table. i dont care how they are, why they are here or care to laugh at any of their jokes. i'm not customer service and i'm not the customer's friend. i take their money and i say bye, i don't need to know why your computer broke, what is a good place to eat around here, or that "dang, everytie i come in here, money just disappears." ya ya ya, leave! it's funny cus i'm the only person who has passed the Cashier's Secret Shopper Program every single time.

hah, I was like that too. Plus the clients hated me because I always found all the fake bills.

i really work here

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I work 45 hours a week cleaning and maintaining BT's telephone exchanges and i make some money on the side Djing!
I'm a student though and this is just a summer job to clear the debts and buy more DJ equipment!!! BING BING!

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Check out my Mashups on Soundcloud

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Originally posted by DjConfessions cashiers don't give a fuck. i couldn't give a fuck if they leave their change behind or credit card on the table. i dont care how they are, why they are here or care to laugh at any of their jokes. i'm not customer service and i'm not the customer's friend. i take their money and i say bye, i don't need to know why your computer broke, what is a good place to eat around here, or that "dang, everytie i come in here, money just disappears." ya ya ya, leave! it's funny cus i'm the only person who has passed the Cashier's Secret Shopper Program every single time.

Did you by any chance also play Singh in Booty Call?

I myself am an engineer at a small company specialized in access control cards and systems. With a little bit of luck, I'm changing jobs in a month or two, cause it sucks. Job interview on Monday. Hope it all works out.

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d&b session 20090519
My take on... (various mixes planned, updated when I can be arsed)