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Originally posted by lücid so what you're sayin' is that i shouldn't create a thread later tonight titled "I'm no longer an anal virgin"?

Now we never said that, 'specially if you youtubehax it.

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Originally posted by lücid so what you're sayin' is that i shouldn't create a thread later tonight titled "I'm no longer an anal virgin"?

only with pics of your happy face after you've done it

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Originally posted by philliez its not as phenomenal as people make it seem, but its nice and different.

True that, true that.

The whole anal mythology is strange though. It's really one different level of intimacy, and can be a great experience, yet there's some sort of stigma that I personally cannot understand.

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Originally posted by Lira True that, true that. The whole anal mythology is strange though. It's really one different level of intimacy, yet there's some sort of stigma that I personally cannot understand.

It makes yer dick smell like someone's rotten leftovers.

Which I guess is a metaphor for love in the longrun.

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Originally posted by stren only with pics of your happy face after you've done it

ok, then i think the title should probably be "DJ RJT's big surprise: Part 2"

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Originally posted by Demoted It makes yer dick smell like someone's rotten leftovers.

No, it doesn't... have you ever tried it?

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Originally posted by Lira No, it doesn't... have you ever tried it?

mmmnah, but I figure of you rub your dick in potpourri you'd come out smelling like my grandma, so it's only safe to assume that I'll post obligatory dots preluding my thought process right now as to how I'd finish this explicit statement ...

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Originally posted by dj_bas YES!! I KNEW IT! That's so hot!

lol

i dont really think it's THAT bad. i haven't done it in a while, but every now and then i get in the mood to try it out...usually after a night of tequila shots lol. surprisingly, i got off very quickly.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee lol i dont really think it's THAT bad. i haven't done it in a while, but every now and then i get in the mood to try it out...usually after a night of tequila shots lol. surprisingly, i got off very quickly.

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Originally posted by Demoted mmmnah, but I figure of you rub your dick in potpourri you'd come out smelling like my grandma

I've never smelled your grandma, so I can not comment.

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Originally posted by Lira I've never smelled your grandma, so I can not comment.

why on earth would a guy smell his dick after doing anal? that's gross.


i mean, when you do anal, you have to be very sanitary and clean about it obviously, but that's still not exactly the cleanest area of your body no matter what.

oh and if you are a girl trying anal for the first time, the most important factor is to be RELAXED and really horny. if you are nervous and scared, you will automatically be really tense and tighter and it will hurt like a bitch. but if you are really relaxed and horny and ready for it, it shouldn't hurt that bad unless your man has a horse dick or something.



DO IT LUCID!! pop a couple of rolls and try it. haha

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone