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Ok last night I had a crazy dream!!
I dreamt that I was somewhere in Europe (Amsterdam maybe? I don’t know), but I was in a hotel room with this chick who I’m not really friends with any more in real life (stupid drama queen lesbo) and it was like a big group of us getting ready to go to see Carl Cox, and I was taking forever to get ready for some reason because I was wearing too many layers of clothes. Like I’d put my skirt on and realize I had another skirt on under that and be like, “oh damn I forgot to take off that other skirt”. And so then they just left me. They were catching some bus and they were like, “Listen, there’s another bus that comes in a bit, just get on that one and it’ll take you right to Carl Cox, we’ll meet you there” and I was really annoyed that they left me, but I was like, “fine” and I continued to get ready.
And then all of a sudden I hear a bus coming and I’m like, “OH SHIT!” so I run out there and get on it, and then I quickly realize that it’s not the bus to Carl Cox, but it’s a bus to Istanbul, Turkey. And I’m freaking out at first, but at the same time, the scenery (it was day time all of a sudden which was weird) was beautiful and I was staring out the window at these beautiful mountains and clear blue sky and it was very orangey. Like the hue of the sky and mountains. And on the bus, I was thinking, “shit, I never converted my money, Im not going to have any money…oh well screw it” and I kept thinking about how my friends were going to be waiting for me at Carl Cox, but I just didn’t care because of how beautiful it was and I was so excited to go to Turkey.
lol and this is the weird part. In my dream, I was sort of trying to make myself have an orgasm at the thought that I was alone in Europe and leaving my friends behind. I was on this bus thinking about all these things and I started to get really horny, and I think I was very close to giving myself an orgasm in my sleep. I’ve done this before recently, only I actually had a really intense orgasm and it woke me up, but last night I think I vaguely remember opening my eyes because I felt an orgasm coming on, but I think I just dosed right back into sleep and the dream was over.
can i get a W T F ?

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man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone |
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