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Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie Hmm. I know Ive talked about this before, but I havent had a guy go down on me since... two years ago, and that was the first time. Its weird for me. I feel like its not normal. At least giving head is somewhat... normal. I dont know. I think Ive worked up a weird phobia over it.

he obviously had no idea what he was doing.

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Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie Hmm. I know Ive talked about this before, but I havent had a guy go down on me since... two years ago, and that was the first time. Its weird for me. I feel like its not normal. At least giving head is somewhat... normal. I dont know. I think Ive worked up a weird phobia over it.

i feel the same way there are some places you just don't feel comfortable having someone sticking their face into

My husband was super weird and wouldn't do it for a while either. He still doesn't seem to love it all that much.

I mean, I suppose it could go under one of the jurisdiction of unnatural, as it's not really a life-producing act... Penii are meant to go into vaginas, babies formed, etc, so maybe there's some natural reason why some people don't like it.

Or something.

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Originally posted by Masonious you win again dude - and nice move shoving the whole i figured out how to order pizza thing in my face. i tried that 4 and a half months ago and woke up with a Taiwanese transvestite but to Ygrene it's just, "anoother day in the life, noooo biggieee".

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Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie Hmm. I know Ive talked about this before, but I havent had a guy go down on me since... two years ago, and that was the first time. Its weird for me. I feel like its not normal. At least giving head is somewhat... normal. I dont know. I think Ive worked up a weird phobia over it.

I've "turned" chix like you into muffdiving fiends.

Srsly, it's all about

a) enjoying your body

b) having an experienced and eager muffdiver

c) making sure you got your cooch (as well as a nearby exhaust pipe) in SHOWROOM condition. Play your cards right and you might get a rimjob out of it as well.

Most of the chicks who didn't dig it had some self-esteem issues, which I specialize in resolving (at least in this particular area).

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Originally posted by Lephaid My husband was super weird and wouldn't do it for a while either. He still doesn't seem to love it all that much. I mean, I suppose it could go under one of the jurisdiction of unnatural, as it's not really a life-producing act... Penii are meant to go into vaginas, babies formed, etc, so maybe there's some natural reason why some people don't like it. Or something.

Let me guess... religious/catholic upbringing and/or education?

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Originally posted by aNYthing Let me guess... religious/catholic upbringing and/or education?

he's lutheran, but a small town guy. maybe that has something to do with it. but most of the other small town guys around here never speak about it shyly. i don't know.

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Originally posted by Masonious you win again dude - and nice move shoving the whole i figured out how to order pizza thing in my face. i tried that 4 and a half months ago and woke up with a Taiwanese transvestite but to Ygrene it's just, "anoother day in the life, noooo biggieee".

i thought you are a lesbian? or is your husband a woman?

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Originally posted by Slylee yea we can fake muscle contractions too and "trembles".

How about squirting - please don't tell me it can be faked, because I think I can guess what sort of liquid would be required to produce that effect.

Hey, what about "erect" vagina? (yes, such thing does exist - check mount pubis for stiffeness - usually gets stiffer when chick is aroused. Also, vagina tends to expand almost into a ballon-like shape for some chicks and area around g-spot may even feel a bit... rough, like it has ripples on it. Also, after orgasm, woman will be sensitive to clitoral stimulation to the point of jerking each time you flicker your tongue. Nipples will be hard too, lips red and face blushed. If you run your fingers lightly on the sides of her tummy, towards the hips - you should get a similar reaction. Kissing the neck would usually result in giggles or back scratching. Same goes for kissing the wrists, inside of the elbow (bends) or back of the leg where it bends.

If you can fake that shit - you're working waaaaaaaay to hard and should just confess to not wanting it.

tell me if I missed something.

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Originally posted by igottaknow i thought you are a lesbian? or is your husband a woman?

no, i'm just bi. my husband is all canadian male. i don't think i could marry a girl, for some reason.

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Originally posted by Masonious you win again dude - and nice move shoving the whole i figured out how to order pizza thing in my face. i tried that 4 and a half months ago and woke up with a Taiwanese transvestite but to Ygrene it's just, "anoother day in the life, noooo biggieee".

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Originally posted by aNYthing Play your cards right and you might get a rimjob out of it as well.

lol...that's pushing it a bit far...

i think the first step for those that are somewhat uncomfortable is to TURN THE LIGHTS OFF!!! or have some really dim-lit action going on...everything looks a little more flattering in candlelight...also, shaving is a MUST (imo)...i think it's preferrable for a guy to shave, but it's not like there's hair directly all over his piece, as with chicks...i would NOT want to touch a cooch with my tongue if it there was a big mop on it. ewwww...

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard This is also incorrect. You're projecting.... you fake so you presume all women do. I can assure you Mrs. Hazard does not; partially because she's excessively honest, partially because she figures faking will only mislead me, and partially because I have made her promise not too. I'd rather know she's not satisfied then think she is. We're very open and talk about this sort of thing a lot. Really Jamie, you should stop talking on behalf of all women.

+muthafugen 1 here, yo! I tell all my "clients" that my services are "free of obligation, you can cancel anytime. Customer satisfaction is my number one priority".

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