I think I have the sex drive of a praying mantis. If my bf gets all close and cuddly after it's over, I want to rip his head off. Just let me roll over into the wet spot and fall asleep ffs!



He knows better though.

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Originally posted by 3P1D Speak for your self. Uh, bud... I think you missed the "piont" Traine... This was simply to make you laugh... Not to be some political discussion on sexuality or portray pre-conceived notions about anything... Invest in a sence of humour, they're cheap.

you post what you like. don't try to dictate where the thread goes. if teresa wants to be serious, so be it

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Originally posted by jennypie I think I have the sex drive of a praying mantis. If my bf gets all close and cuddly after it's over, I want to rip his head off. Just let me roll over into the wet spot and fall asleep ffs! He knows better though.

Not before you take the best dump of your life, of course.

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Originally posted by Cuzo Not before you take the best dump of your life, of course.

Silly, I do that BEFORE sex. It's always best to be prepared for back-door antics.

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Originally posted by Cuzo Not before you take the best dump of your life, of course.

This is so fuckin' lowbrow, I love it. Well done Frank.

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Originally posted by VERTiG0 This is so fuckin' lowbrow, I love it. Well done Frank.

Pfft, don't give him all the credit. He only said it cause he knows how I tingle all over when I drop a nice healthy turd.




Speaking of, any of you guys ever had a blumpkin?? There's gotta be SOME twisted fuck here who has. Don't be shy now!

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Originally posted by rabbitjoker Tripping over kicking midget-goats?!? crazytown.

wasn't that one of your stops last year?

and yes, spooning ftw.

and...spontaneous quickies ftw.

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Originally posted by jennypie Speaking of, any of you guys ever had a blumpkin??

Ooohh! Me! Me!

LOL!

I haven't heard that word since elementary school.

I've always called it The Blumpie.

Jennypie: To counter your question to us males, have you ever taken part in The Dirty River?

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Originally posted by The Highroller Ooohh! Me! Me! LOL! I haven't heard that word since elementary school.

I love that you knew about it in elementary school, lol!



Mind you, most of the the warped things I know about I learned in elementary school as well. Hah!

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Originally posted by VERTiG0 I've always called it The Blumpie. Jennypie: To counter your question to us males, have you ever taken part in The Dirty River?

Yeah blumpie, blumpty, blumpkin...I've heard many variations.


And no, no I have not!

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Originally posted by jennypie I love that you knew about it in elementary school, lol! Mind you, most of the the warped things I know about I learned in elementary school as well. Hah!

The internet is a great thing.

Another valuable thing I learned at the tender age of 10 was what beastiality is (through explicit photos no less); all thanks to the internet!