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the hank scorpio episode was one of my favorites.
smithers: what's wrong with this country? can't a man walk down the street without being offered a job?
homer: marge, marge! i got a call at work for a new company and i get health benefits for myself AND my life partner.
when they're watching that video about it and the bum turns into a mailbox.
scorpio: don't call me mr. scorpion. it's mr. scorpio. but don't call me that either. call me hank.
scorpio: homer, which country should i blow up? france or italy?
homer: france.
scorpio: *laughing* no one ever says italy.
the best part that they edited out of the reruns....
homer: mr. scorpio i can't seem to find any sugar for my coffee.
scorpio *digs in pants and pulls out handful of sugar*: we don't keep sugar in packets around here.
*homer takes some.*
scorpio *puts hands back in pants and starts digging around*: want any cream?
homer: uhhh....no.
cracked me up!!!
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"This book is dedicated, with love, to Bobby who found the only pound of pure - Faith in a Loving God." Hubert Selby, Jr. dedication to the latest edition of Requiem for a Dream
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