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Old, "Tell 'em how it is" Phil, I'm pretty sure they just keep him around for comedy value don't they?
These are corkers-
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-- (on meeting Aborigines in Australia)
If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.
-- (as spoken at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting)
How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them to pass test?
-- (Asking a driving instructor in Oban, Scotland)
You can't have been here that long, you haven't got a pot belly.
-- (as told to a Briton in Hungary)
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I still like Liz, you do realise of course the country is going to fall flat on its arse when she passes on the mantle.
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