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Dec-27-2006 02:31
blazed it
Chavtastic!
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Beijing
You should stop watching so much porn and go out there and get some yourself. Your imagination might suffer since you're actually getting some but...... on the plus side the calluses on your hands will subside a bit.
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butterfly - what is a wang?
occrider - an object you stick into a poon.
Dec-27-2006 02:32
Fast Turtle
Runs Quick
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: At The Party House HP: 9302
I've only tried the basic lubed trojans in the past, otherwise I never used them (dumb). Now I am married.
Originally posted by Masonious
you win again dude - and nice move shoving the whole i figured out how to order pizza thing in my face. i tried that 4 and a half months ago and woke up with a Taiwanese transvestite but to Ygrene it's just, "anoother day in the life, noooo biggieee".
Dec-27-2006 02:35
Vlad
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: San Siro [NYTA #3]
quote:
Originally posted by blazed it
You should stop watching so much porn and go out there and get some yourself. Your imagination might suffer since you're actually getting some but...... on the plus side the calluses on your hands will subside a bit.
I have a g/f, but thanks for looking out for palmala, shes had a rough year.
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quote:
Originally posted by Coup
Vlad wins.
Flawless victory.
Dec-27-2006 02:37
enferno
Penus Maximus
Registered: Jan 2004
Location: jesus land
you guys suck
this is "favorite condoms"
not "how little pussy i've gotten (with proof)"
Dec-27-2006 02:37
Fast Turtle
Runs Quick
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: At The Party House HP: 9302
Originally posted by Masonious
you win again dude - and nice move shoving the whole i figured out how to order pizza thing in my face. i tried that 4 and a half months ago and woke up with a Taiwanese transvestite but to Ygrene it's just, "anoother day in the life, noooo biggieee".
Dec-27-2006 02:38
Vlad
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: San Siro [NYTA #3]
quote:
Originally posted by enferno
you guys suck
this is "favorite condoms"
not "how little pussy i've gotten (with proof)"
Just cause your wife started giving you some again doesnt make you all that special.
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quote:
Originally posted by Coup
Vlad wins.
Flawless victory.
Dec-27-2006 02:41
enferno
Penus Maximus
Registered: Jan 2004
Location: jesus land
quote:
Originally posted by Fast Turtle
Who cares how much pussy anyone has gotten?
(especially on the internet)
exactly. hence why i was complaining.
i think you missed the point of my post.
i was trying to put emphasis that i don't give a shit that you've only tried one generic condom and you've only gotten laid once. i want to know your favorite that you've tried!
Dec-27-2006 02:41
Fast Turtle
Runs Quick
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: At The Party House HP: 9302
In my defense: I've been laid many times more than once. Fortunately all my partners were longer term and tested recently, save for a few. I'm also sterile.
And if I've only tried one that would be my favourite, hey?
Originally posted by Masonious
you win again dude - and nice move shoving the whole i figured out how to order pizza thing in my face. i tried that 4 and a half months ago and woke up with a Taiwanese transvestite but to Ygrene it's just, "anoother day in the life, noooo biggieee".
Dec-27-2006 02:44
enferno
Penus Maximus
Registered: Jan 2004
Location: jesus land
quote:
Originally posted by Fast Turtle
In my defense: I've been laid many times more than once. Fortunately all my partners were longer term and tested recently, save for a few. I'm also sterile.
And if I've only tried one that would be my favourite, hey?
wow you're a hypocrite
"who cares about how many times someone has been laid? especially on the internet"
. . .
Dec-27-2006 02:46
Fast Turtle
Runs Quick
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: At The Party House HP: 9302
Originally posted by Masonious
you win again dude - and nice move shoving the whole i figured out how to order pizza thing in my face. i tried that 4 and a half months ago and woke up with a Taiwanese transvestite but to Ygrene it's just, "anoother day in the life, noooo biggieee".