I thought it was friggin awful.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I can't believe I spent $16 on my Imax ticket to watch this crapola!

It was just horrible. It was like watching a train wreck - it's horrible but some morbid curiousity keeps you watching. Acting was non-existent, characters were so 1-dimensional than drawn stick figures would have more personality than these "actors".

Don't take your kids to see it either. My 5 year old was friggin out over Venom and Sandman... Unlike previous 2 installments that were bearable, this one wasn't.

Oh, and I CAN'T FRIGGIN STAND CHRISTEN DUNST! Who picked this buck-toothed ugly skank as a "star"? She is soooooooo bland, I wouldn't hit it even if I was drunk and out of options. Gah! Watching her protruding teeth on an IMAX screen (seated front row, mind you) was more scary than watching Venom's grin. ewwwwww. Oh, and I could see every zit, nick, and piece of brocolli stuck between actors' teeth on that big screen. Ugh...... watching Tobey and Christen kiss, right after seing the zit under Tobey's lip made me throw up a little.

BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD. save your money, see something else. Don't believe the hype.

Bottom line - STAY AWAY, IT'S A FRIGGIN SOAP OPERA.

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I didn't like it. I wasn't going to go see it n theaters to being with but my friend wanted to so I was like, "ah what the hell, why not". I'm not a huge Spidey fan to begin with but I thought it was awful. I like the 1st two, especially the first one and it could have stopped there if they extended it a a bit.

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Originally posted by ChemEnhanced Its one of the worst movies I've ever seen.....watching dead animals decompose on the side of the highway is more interesting then this cheese filled garbage....Tiesto isn't even as cheesy as this movie is.

...a very enthusiastic High5 and splendidly deserved "+Mothafugin 1" goes out to you with my compliments!

Hell, I'd rather watch "TIC" 5 times and his tour promotional video 20 times in a row than re-watch this crapfest again.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. oh, sorry I already said it. Well, at least I wasn't the only one booooing at the movie theater.


p.p.s. I didn't think that anyone could make me cringe about being American more than G.W. Bush. Congrats Sam Rami, you made me feel even more embarassed to be American than G.W. - way to go by combining spidey + american flag! wow, what a way to douche up your movie!

LOL

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

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Originally posted by emc^2 p.p.s. I didn't think that anyone could make me cringe about being American more than G.W. Bush. Congrats Sam Rami, you made me feel even more embarassed to be American than G.W. - way to go by combining spidey + american flag! wow, what a way to douche up your movie! LOL

Uh, hello? Spiderman is AMERICAN. And comics have ALWAYS mirrored current events, and have typically been pro-American.

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel lol i know. i got in this same debate with my buddies/flatmates. its just annoying to hear people criticize a movie to such a degree that they cant even remember any good parts. all they remember is how "shitty" the movie is. nit picking about how "realistic" a certain part is, or how that cant possibly happen, etc.. /threadjack

Fact: Living in America and calling your "roommates" as "flatmates" is DOUCHY : unless you're trying to pass for pseudo-brit

Fact: Cheese is Cheese. If you have a cheesy acting, no amount of premise is going to save it from stinking like Formage left rotting in the sun.

Fact: This movie sucks elephant, NAH, GIANT MAMONTH-sized schlong HARD.

This movie was sooo ghay, they're going to cut it up into 25 minute installments and re-box it as "Sex in the City - male in spandex edition"

So, with all due respect Ben, BELIEVE ME when I say IT SUCKED.

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

The only useful information to come out of this thread is the fact that Jennypie is a comic book nerd.

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Originally posted by jennypie Uh, hello? Spiderman is AMERICAN. And comics have ALWAYS mirrored current events, and have typically been pro-American.

yah. no doubt. tho, given the current political situation and world sentiment, I'd say that waving an american flag ain't going to get too many folks in the audience cheering "YOU ESS EII! YOU ESS EII!"... even in US... Capisce?

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

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Originally posted by mid0l The only useful information to come out of this thread is the fact that Jennypie is a comic book nerd.

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BTW, the whole scene with "bad" spiderman + scene @ the Jazz club, when Spidey goes for "My chemical romance Emo kid" look and then gets all jazzy - had me thinking of "The Mask". At any given moment, I was expecting Spidey to pull "Smoooooooookin'" line. This must have been the inspiration:

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

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Originally posted by mid0l The only useful information to come out of this thread is the fact that Jennypie is a comic book nerd.

quoted for truth.


haven't seen it yet but if i end up liking this movie, the collective opinion of the cor is wrong

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Originally posted by mid0l The only useful information to come out of this thread is the fact that Jennypie is a comic book nerd.

That, and my fucking awesome opinions on this film.