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Originally posted by Rodrico I thought "bad ass" was symbolized by doing something crazy or cool, and not getting reprimanded for it? This is more a list of being a fuckin retard.

ok

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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur shutup, I wasn't saving animals or some shit. You're just bitter because you're completely non-badass.

YOu're more cute and innocent than I am! Hmmph.

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Originally posted by geroin ok

I guess getting arrested and totalling your parents car twice at the age of 16+ is "bad ass" in your eyes but most other people see it as some form of retardation.

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Originally posted by Rodrico some form of retardation.

maybe he grew up near a nuclear plant or something...

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Originally posted by Adamo maybe he grew up near a nuclear plant or something...

Or Ukraine.

Low-blow, I know.

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Originally posted by geroin - stealing my parents car when i just got g1, crashing it then taking off - getting arrested for dangerous driving - crashing the car into a column of a building while showing off when i was 17, totaling it.

Sounds to me like you're just a really shitty driver.

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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur Or Ukraine. Low-blow, I know.

oh fuck off, honestly

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my bother and I used to stand in the bushes out front of our house, right by the road... and we'd throw buckets of mud on the windshield of passing cars... then run into our house. not the best escape route when trying not to get caught.

We used to play Nikki Nikki 9 doors on the people who lived RIGHT behind us. Like every day, lol. We had the balls to ring their bell and hide in the bushes right in front of their house...and one time they finally caught my friend. I'll never forget it because the husband came out and said that his wife was really sick and we were disturbing her. Then he said, "You little fart! If you ring that bell one more time I'll break your damn neck!!"


LOL


I shit in their backyard once too, lol.

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Originally posted by jennypie We used to play Nikki Nikki 9 doors on the people who lived RIGHT behind us. Like every day, lol. We had the balls to ring their bell and hide in the bushes right in front of their house...and one time they finally caught my friend. I'll never forget it because the husband came out and said that his wife was really sick and we were disturbing her. Then he said, "You little fart! If you ring that bell one more time I'll break your damn neck!!" LOL I shit in their backyard once too, lol.

this reminded me, me and a couple of friends back in russia used to do simimlar pranks also. We pissed in condoms then wraped the opening of the condom into a huge firecracker. We'd light the firecracker wait 5 seconds and ring a door bell, someone opens the door, the firecracker blows up, piss goes flying in all directions. While we were running away all i heard was BOOOM!!! " YOU MOTHER******S!!!"

I went to a Catholic school.

So, in this class I took, World Religions,we had to research a religion of our choice and do a presentation about it. Well, I did just that, and made a traditional dessert/cake that they make for some holiday.

Well my grandma had some laxatives prescribed to her, and I thought it would be funny to put some in the cake mix. And thats exactly what I did.

So in class I gave everyone a piece, including the teacher. Needless to say more than 50% of the people had to shit at some point during the day.

I really don't know how, i never told anyone, but the principal found out. I just denied it and was off the hook.

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Originally posted by geroin this reminded me, me and a couple of friends back in russia used to do simimlar pranks also. We pissed in condoms then wraped the opening of the condom into a huge firecracker. We'd light the firecracker wait 5 seconds and ring a door bell, someone opens the door, the firecracker blows up, piss goes flying in all directions. While we were running away all i heard was BOOOM!!! " YOU MOTHER******S!!!"

hahaha thats funny...but i am pretty sure they didnt say "you mother******s"..