I was bangin this one chick in the back of a car... we were in an empty toys r us parking lot (oh yea!) and it was by a highway, so as I was railing her, I was just watching traffic - oh yea, and I would occassionally look at her to let her know I knew she was still there. Overall, it was going down for like 20 mins.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

typical jew too cheap to shell for motel 6

Weren't you a virgin like 3 weeks ago?

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Originally posted by UWM No, no. 200 LBs is my limit.

and that better be with major fucking beer goggles on

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee and that better be with major fucking beer goggles on

200? God no. Maaaaybe 130.

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Originally posted by _Nut_ You cannot tell?

i think i should restate my original question.

how do i last longer, k thx.

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Originally posted by UWM 200? God no. Maaaaybe 130.

lol
no tall chicks for you eh

5'5 118 let's go

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee 5'5 118 let's go

just gimme an hour and i'll have you walking like a rodeo professional

oh i was just messin

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee 5'5 118 let's go

get some fat on you skeletor...



i only kid

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by r5a i think i should restate my original question. how do i last longer, k thx.

work out. run. do endurance excercises. do yoga. practice kegel excercises.... A lot of P.E. cases are also directly traced to person's own perception of self. If you're not confident in yourself, it could be that your sub-conscience is trying to "get it over with as quickly as possible". so, boosting your self-image may help too.

when all else fails? rub one out earlier in the day.

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)