OMG Im pregnant!!!

*runs off to the toilet*

FLUSH

oh yeah, I just gave birth to a brown baby.




poop jokes, you rock!

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Originally posted by Slylee LOL yea u can't get preggo if he cums in ur butt

Yes you can.

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Originally posted by Ian I'd firstly blame her for seducing me with strawberries, then do the decent thing and be there for the kid. If you're mature enough to have sex, you have to be mature enough for whatever consequences arise from it, regardless.

mature enough? yeah
finantially stable enough? hell fuckin no

abortion etc


and nice fuckin pun theresa, we don't see enough of those these days

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Originally posted by Sunsnail Yes you can.

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Originally posted by Bidor ?

the holes arent that far apart, dribblins can happen and wetness only exacerbates the fact|

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Originally posted by biznology the holes arent that far apart, dribblins can happen and wetness only exacerbates the fact|

for real?

i always thought the girl wouldnt get pregnant when doing anal...


now we know where all those black children come from.

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Originally posted by mezzir mature enough? yeah finantially stable enough? hell fuckin no abortion etc and nice fuckin pun theresa, we don't see enough of those these days

lol, over here the government is bending over backwards for new parents, so if the worst happened, you'd at least get some help. I'd rather not be in that position but so many chavs & worthless people do it on purpose to get the money in for themselves.

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Originally posted by Bidor for real? i always thought the girl wouldnt get pregnant when doing anal... now we know where all those black children come from.

juices aplenty!

it depends on the prophylactics, usage and the freakyness but the butt is not a guaranteed no baby homerun unless its homoness|

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Originally posted by Ian lol, over here the government is bending over backwards for new parents, so if the worst happened, you'd at least get some help. I'd rather not be in that position but so many chavs & worthless people do it on purpose to get the money in for themselves.

meh but nat health supports many BC options. the lack of babies affects most W EU countries, but you could always be in the US where it is difficult for women to get BC, or feel comfortable with their health care options|

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Originally posted by biznology the holes arent that far apart, dribblins can happen and wetness only exacerbates the fact|

True. Always have a hanky handy.

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Originally posted by biznology juices aplenty! it depends on the prophylactics, usage and the freakyness but the butt is not a guaranteed no baby homerun unless its homoness|

he makes a good point.

can u imagine being conceived through anal? hahah sperm that was in the ass and oozed down into the vagina and then swam all the way up there...talk about a mission.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone