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| quote: | Originally posted by malek
sex restaurants?
you mean restaurants with sexy waitresses? |
lol no. The first time I went to mtl years ago (I think I was 19??) after a night of clubbing, the guys we were travelling with wanted to go to a strip club. We wandered into this random one, and there was a maitre d (I seriously have no idea how to spell that, sorry!) that welcomed us and sat us at a table. Continuing to think that it was a strip club (naked GORGEOUS women everywhere), we ordered a drink. We were then handed a menu that listed apps, entrees and deserts, however, under these listings were rows of sexual "favors" that you could order off the menu.
It was written something like this: (in french and english)
Apps:
Lap dance $30
table dance $30
(etc: anything to warm you up)
entrees:
Hand job $100
blow job $150
intercourse $200
(etc: any other sexual touching)
Deserts:
fantasy stuff (S&M, rubber, fruit, threesomes, whatever) ($$$left to discretion of "waitress"
oiled body massage
(etc)
Not sure if this is even LEGAL there, so maybe I am totally blowing up a business' spot  but, needless to say, through our drunkess, weren't we surprised when these gorgeous ladies (waitresses) asked us to pick one of them out and order off the menu. 
PS: Dont even bother asking me where the hell this place was, it was 6 years ago and we were drunk as hell wandering the streets of mtl at 5 am. LOLOL  All I know is that it was UP stairs from a main street entrance and very hidden. Some doorman told us to come in for "strippers" and my boys ran in!! 
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