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Posted this somewhere else but it looks like it belongs here.
| quote: | haha, nice parties. I wanna hear about the 1/3 of a rave, did they go to your plce, or did you juts invite them?
So many parties but so cant be fukt writing about a whole party. So i'll just say, I went to this party once with a few friends of mine, and it was all older people at the party, so we decided to get mega drunk.
So I ended up drinking the whole bottle of rum, then thinking it was a good idea to run straight into a wall as fast as I could, I did.
The wall broke. Then out of nowhere these asian gangsters come and threaten me, and call me ******, so I told em not to call me that, and they all got scared and went and gang bashed some poor dudes (who ended knocking a few of them out). So then I get kicked out of the party for breakin the wall, so I fall into a bush and pass out. The wake up and go in and out of the party a bunch of times, getting kicked out heaps. Then I sit on a chair in the party, my friends tell one of my friends to stay with my because I'm gonna be sick. He says "OK" but randomly walks off. So i puked my guts out about 8 times. Friends came back, dragged me off outside, I went to sleep on some gravle they went back to the party. I woke up and there was a cab for me, jumped in, the ride which was actually 20 mins only lasted 2 seconds because as soon as I sat down i passed out.
Next morning there was puke everywhere, down the heating vents in my house, down the side of my bed, on my bed, on my face, on the floor, all around the bathroom... everywhere except the toilet. So what happened was as soon as I got in the house, i passed out again in a chair, my friends went to sleep in my room. They puked all over it. Then I wake up some time later by my dad slapping my face telling me to go to bed. I pull my friend off the bed (he puked all over it) and i went to sleep in it.
Well looks like i could be fukt to write quite a bit.
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Also, after this massive party at a mansion, I had to run on of my mates through a forest, carrying him the way a husband does to his wife when they step into their new house, so that we could catch the ambulance. He was puking up black shit and red shit in the same time, and I got it on my arms...
I didn't want to put him over my shoulder because he woulda puke all over my back and arse.
Oh and once, at NYE, i went to this "big" party which only had 5 people, got trashed and got the worst blowie ever on some oval. Some dude was watching us from across the street so I got up and ran off. Then I walked home, through the bush, my friend followed me and so did this ugly chick that gave me bad head. My friend fell down some stairs and bled everywhere, then the chick pushed me down the stairs, luckily I pulled her down with me, and landed on her and my friend. Then we walked through some more bush (she had no shoes on for some reason) and there were snakes around. Then we got to my place, put bandades on my friend, and my dad wanted to take him to hospital for stitching but, my friend, being drunk didn't want to. So my dad drove us to my other friends palce, and I watched my friend finger the chick while he was telling her to give me an other blow job. 5 mins later she did, and I feel asleep. I woke up and she was still trying, so I got up and ran off and hid under a couch. My friend tried to hide to but there wasnt enough room under the couch so he had to spend the night with her.
Woke up next morning @ 7 am and went for a swim.
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and trying to aplly overseas in italy. but i still may come down to visit in march. so be on the alert. if u see some guy with his pants down with some old lady doing lines of his schlong, come up and say hi.
Oh boy.
