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Originally posted by Zoso Another morning, no sex. Mornings: 1,243 Sex: 0 Still, I remain both hopeful and vigilant.

Your morning seckz will come one of these days.

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

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Originally posted by ikhouvanu Your morning seckz will come one of these days.

you just say that because you get it every morning.

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Originally posted by wotyzoid you just say that because you get it every morning.

tru

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

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Originally posted by Sushipunk I continually lol at stories like this. You grew up reading Penthouse stories didn't you? Did you actually think for a second that one person here believes you? Except for ikhouvanu lol

don't care whether u believe me or not, honestly mate

at least I got some stories to remember, whereas the only thing you can remember is the last time you wacked off... which was right about the time when you were reading my stories. Oh, well... looks like it's back to the Penthouse for you, bro. Cheers!

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Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate

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Originally posted by aNYthing don't care whether u believe me or not, honestly mate at least I got some stories to remember, whereas the only thing you can remember is the last time you wacked off... which was right about the time when you were reading my stories. Oh, well... looks like it's back to the Penthouse for you, bro. Cheers!

awesome

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ i personally wouldnt wanna do it in the morning, i just woke up. i wanna relax, have a tea of coffee and some breakfast, i have no energy, im not alert. i would hate it.

you sound like my girlfriend.... i hate you !!!!!!


EDIT: however i did have a blowjob in the shower this morning.. but thats only cos i aint had none for a week. life sucks

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Bring it on down son, so you can get done, I got more styles than the miles to the sun,
Ninety three million five thousand flows, and heres one more for the HOoOoOoOOO'S!!!

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Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z] you sound like my girlfriend.... i hate you !!!!!! EDIT: however i did have a blowjob in the shower this morning.. but thats only cos i aint had none for a week. life sucks

Was it a GOOD blowjob?

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

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Originally posted by ikhouvanu Was it a GOOD blowjob?

aye not bad.. started off with a soapy wank.. then rinsed.. then blow job, spunked on her feet

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Bring it on down son, so you can get done, I got more styles than the miles to the sun,
Ninety three million five thousand flows, and heres one more for the HOoOoOoOOO'S!!!

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Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z] aye not bad.. started off with a soapy wank.. then rinsed.. then blow job, spunked on her feet

well, better than nothing right?

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

i'd like morning sex...insstead i get morning 'go to work'

if i had a hawt miami chick,
it would be on at least twice a day

i would lay so much pipe the utility company would be knockin' at my door.

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Originally posted by VAR if i had a hawt miami chick, it would be on at least twice a day i would lay so much pipe the utility company would be knockin' at my door.

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you