Vibrator and a picture of your BF




problem solved

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Originally posted by djmaxima Vibrator and a picture of your BF problem solved

Eh you're new so I'll forgive ya, but I guarantee she's been there.

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Man, some of you are such douche bags. Not all men are skeezy twats like the lot of you.

Glad to hear you'll be seeing him soon!

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Originally posted by mezzir Eh you're new so I'll forgive ya, but I guarantee she's been there.

i'm now new-- i just don't know her

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Originally posted by djmaxima i'm now new-- i just don't know her

Dude... you're new.

Now shhhh little newby and let the big kids play.

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Originally posted by Theresa Dude... you're new. Now shhhh little newby and let the big kids play.

Hows your purple friend treating ya?

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Originally posted by mezzir Hows your purple friend treating ya?

Errr??

If you're talking about what I think you're talking about... I don't need my purple friend anymore... I have a boyfriend

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Originally posted by Theresa Errr?? If you're talking about what I think you're talking about... I don't need my purple friend anymore... I have a boyfriend

Course you don't need it. But if you're not using it, you're not getting the most out of your sex life. Toys are even better with a partner.

And i wasn't actually trying to get a response, more just bringing up something the noob wouldn't remember :/

meh

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Originally posted by d-miurge Imo if there were troubles in your relationship it would have started before, but as nothing happened I assume he shares your loyalty. I have quite the same philosophy, there are girls, and there is the future mother of my children. Yeah my semen has to be useful with the right person.

true story

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Originally posted by jennypie Nah man, you're thinking of josh4.

LOL!

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Originally posted by mezzir Eh you're new so I'll forgive ya, but I guarantee she's been there.

haha seriously. gina...thats all i gotta say. *goes and resurrects that thread*

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Originally posted by Theresa Not all men are skeezy twats like the lot of you.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by Theresa Dude... you're new. Now shhhh little newby and let the big kids play.

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Just saw this on XKCD and thought of this thread

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