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Originally posted by jpisani Strip clubs around here dont have stall doors (i guess they dont want you jackin it in the bathroom?), i'd imagine having to shit there would be awkward, since the stalls face the door.

Or they don't want you shitting on their toilets...

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Originally posted by callme During sex. Once during a k hole adventure i was in the middle of the act and had to take a dump really really bad but didnt want to stop. I actually sharted myself. The next morning I saw the stain on my sheets, called her a pig and made her leave. K....short for kaka.

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

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working at target (food avenue), when you have to take one every 30 seconds



but didn't i post in this thread about my england maddness?

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Originally posted by lücid i'm pooping right now.

+1

just spray-paintin' my bowl...

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

the home of a person you are just starting to date so you're not at the comfortable shitting/farting level yet

fuck especially in the middle of the night when it's all quiet and his roommates sleep with their door open



this is all pure speculation

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

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Originally posted by Ania_xox the home of a person you are just starting to date so you're not at the comfortable shitting/farting level yet fuck especially in the middle of the night when it's all quiet and his roommates sleep with their door open this is all pure speculation

wwwwaaait!!!! Girls poop toooo?????


ah, I'm kidding. Of course they do - the special ones will do it on your chest... and if you've just started dating and she poops on your chest - well, that one is a keeper!

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

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Originally posted by Rook Trapped in an Elevator...With Diarrhea - Watch more free videos

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Originally posted by UmmiE WOW thats fucked

Dude... it's fake.

That had to be one of the most hilarious things to watch, especially after seeing the video it's parodying. I lolled so much at the beginning when he's running around holding his ass.

Coming back in a bus from Xelha near Cancun, the combination of AC and bad food made me want to shit very badly, it was liquid and it wanted to get out... so I started to hold my legs on the seat and I was freaking out, with cold sweats! My friends were lauhing hard, it wasn't funny... the bathroom in the bus was broken and there was no stop in sight ( another full hour to go! )... by miracle the bus decides to stop to pick some people at playa del carmen, i tell the guide that I have to shit right away or it'll be in the bus.

I never ran that fast in my life, i found a shitty ass mall, and I had really bad expectations as to the sanitary conditions of the bathrooms... I finally found the stalls, I push open the door! and it was spic n span!! what a relief!!!!!!! ahahahah

I think the guide told everyone about me, cause people were gigglin heheheh

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When I was a kid I took a dump in the grass at the park and it was really bright green.

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Originally posted by Djsketchbag UHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

ah fuck, that made me laugh hard.

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I was in Florida when I was 14 with my family. We went deep sea fishing and somewhere between the motion of the ocean, the Taco Bell lunch and the fact I hadn't taken a dump in a day or two (this always happens to me on vacation) I felt the urge. Not just any old urge, I mean the full-on, red-flag waving, cramping, bloated, painful to tears kind of urge. Both heads on the boat were in use, so I stood there doing my best 'gottashit dance'. Finally, I couldn't take it anymore, I was practically in tears it hurt so bad...I whipped down my shorts, hung my ass over the railing while my dad held my arms to keep me from falling overboard and went for broke. And do I ever mean I went for broke. Now please keep in mind that the boat is rocking around and clipping along, heading for shore, which was just a faint line on the horizon.

It was a very light yellow/brown coloured soup that my dad described as 'looking very much like a clogged spray can', in that it came out almost in a mist. A few people saw what was going on, but said nothing. Bowels empty, I clean up with some napkins and get myself sorted out. Looking over the side of the boat, all you can see is this awful yellow smear down the whole side of the hull. When we docked, it was THAT side of the boat that was pulled up to the jetti and tied up, with everyone (and thier catches) forced to walk past my mark. And it stank...worse than the fishing pier, worse than the bait...it was all you could smell. I think my dad gave the guys some cash towards cleaning.

I wanted to die.

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