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http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...threadid=310679
^ Loved that sex positions thread
| quote: | my favorite without a doubt is the flying camel
girls lying on her stomach, hips slightly in the air
enter from behind, and carefully lift both arms and legs into the air, only balancing on her ass
while balancing carefully, let out a long howl, just like a camel
voila, the flying camel
strictly a class move |
| quote: | | PLEASE PLAY WITH MY ASSHOLE! PLEASE! I WANT BOWLING PINS INSIDE THERE@! |
| quote: | different people call for different situations:
drunk girl who is hot but probably won't want to hook up when she sobers up: missionary, then during the orgasm put a plastic bag over her head and put her in the trophy room
nice body but ugly face: missionary but put a bag over her head
ugly/fat/midget and i'm just looking for somene to make me cum: any position put a bag over my head
interspecies: will only participate in a threesome. me, the animal, and a doctor present.
underage girl: doggy with bag over my head and throw away her ID.
girlfriend: yuck! i ain't a necropheliac! but if i did decide to hit her, i'd hit it from the back while someone is doing the puppeteer-strings act on her to make it seem like she is alive |
| quote: | | pterodactyl - (n.) a sexual maneuver while as the man is doing the girl from behind he grabs her arms and spreads them out wide and flaps them. she makes noises that resemble a pterodactyl. |
| quote: | | Doggy style, cheeks spread, one hand on clit. Or her lieing flat on her stomach on the bed, legs outstretched. Or the wheelbarrow. Or the reverse cowgirl. Or basically any position which involves her back to me so that I can pump my arms up and down in the air like a champion without her seeing. |
| quote: | the all time best sexual position is the one that makes it easiest to get the fuck out of dodge the minute its over.
i call it the running donkey chop...you can also do it from the front but it leaves scars |
| quote: | | I think it is still called spooning, even if you're in the butt. |
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^ I'd call it forking. |
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Reading through that seems like reading through pages of djmaxima and AustralianGQ posts, ffs.
