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For those lucky ones celebrating today's holiday (unlike myself), here's some good hints on how to be a tasty oral donut filler according to askmen.com;
| quote: | How can I improve the taste of my semen?
Many of our more chivalrous readers have sought to make oral sex a more palatable experience for their partners, and I wish that I could give them all some firm directions toward doing so. But this is a subject that continues to be cluttered by myths and, these old wives' tales aside, there is simply no single recipe for preparing tastier ejaculate. The reason for this is that taste is, well, just that -- a matter of taste! One woman's sugar will be another woman's poison. So rather than pointing you toward a particular menu, let's look at the alleged effects of certain foods on ejaculation.
Fruits like kiwi, watermelon, celery, and pineapple are all said to make semen taste lighter. Beer and coffee are believed to have something of an opposite effect, and could leave her with a bitter taste. Alkaline-based foods like meat and fish produce a buttery taste, while acidic fruits (cranberries, blueberries and plums) produce a pleasant, sugary flavor. Most liqueurs will do the same, while dairy products can make for a foul taste because of their high bacterial putrefaction levels. |
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