I was dating this one girl years ago and I loved the way she brought up having sex.

"So, we;ve been dating for 5 hours now....I think its time to fuck."

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This isn't a pick up line, but a comeback after you get rejected haha...

a friend told me this one haha...


Guy: "Hey, can I buy you a drink?"

Girl: "Um, NO"

Guy: "Oh, i'm sorry, i guess you miss heard me. I said you were fucking ugly!"

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Originally posted by exstasie This isn't a pick up line, but a comeback after you get rejected haha... a friend told me this one haha... Guy: "Hey, can I buy you a drink?" Girl: "Um, NO" Guy: "Oh, i'm sorry, i guess you miss heard me. I said you were fucking ugly!"

hahahahahahahahahhahaaa
that's gold

PS. I know guys have their own methods for this kind of thing, but here is my advice RE: buying girl a drink/shot:

Don't just offer randomly b/c it's kinda creepy
Integrate the offer amid active conversation/dancing
Don't make a huge show of it
"Lets go get a drink" > "Can I buy you a drink"

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

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Originally posted by Ania_xox "Lets go get a drink" > "Can I buy you a drink"

lol, I find this hilarious.

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Originally posted by The Highroller lol, I find this hilarious.

Pourquoi Monsieur Graham Cracker?

PS. Tu me trouves pretty hilarious, n'est-ce pas? as this is the third time you have made such a comment

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

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Originally posted by Ania_xox Pourquoi Monsieur Graham Cracker? PS. Tu me trouves pretty hilarious, n'est-ce pas? as this is the third time you have made such a comment

Is it?

In regards to what I quoted, why don't you explain why saying, "Let's go get a drink," would be better than, "Can I buy you a drink"?

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Originally posted by marcusus Top class effort I thought

Seriously. ^5 to that one marcus!

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Originally posted by DiskoBiskit My friend was asked once if she "worked on a chicken farm" as she looked like she was good at raising cocks.... lmfao

My response: That would be a ROOSTER farm, dummy.

jeezz! i'm not trying to get into your pants! lol

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Originally posted by The Highroller Is it? In regards to what I quoted, why don't you explain why saying, "Let's go get a drink," would be better than, "Can I buy you a drink"?

It sounds more casual - it's something you'd say to your friends, even if you were the one buying.

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I actually used this comeback once, when I opened a set of a few girls and one of the girls said something along the lines of "you can leave now"

I responded with something like "I have got you figured out, I know you just wanna check out my fine ass as I am leaving." Her friends started laughing it actually worked out pretty well...

Not a pickup line though.. lol fun times...