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| quote: | Originally posted by USMC_Greg
bah, I'm more concerned with;
1) How Anikan will kick the shit out of Count Doku and take his rightful place at Darth Sidious' side. |
He just does. Dooku is an ass, and a pussy. Yoda let him win.
| quote: | | 2) How Anikan will lose his hair, get severly burned, get scarred up, converted to a machine, and lose his cabapility to breathe without a mask. How does Obi-Wan chop him up that badly and not kill him? |
I think someone said Obi-Wan pushes him in some lava or something. I know he gets burned somehow.
| quote: | | 3) How the remaining Jedi (exept Yoda and Obi-Wan) will get killed. |
Massive ammounts of clones and evil ppls on the attack.
| quote: | | 4) Whether or not Jar Jar binks will get a lightsaber to the colon and die (one can only hope). |
Meesa thinksa sirs that Jar Jar be VEEEERRRRYYYYY much outta Episode 3.
Episode 2 was kind of his polite exit.
| quote: | | 5) What happens to Amidala? |
she gets banged....by me. 
no, i think Vader kills her...right???
| quote: | | How were Amidala's and Anikan's kids slit up? |
I dunno, and don't care.
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Did anyone else think that after Yoda pulled out the most badass moves you've ever seen, that it was hilarious he started to fake-limp his exit...what a PIMP!
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