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Originally posted by Sunsnail Evolution How can I increase my libido

Start watching gay porn.

When will human existence end?

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Visit your gf Do I really have to clean the house up tomorrow?

Only if you want to get laid.

When will human existence end?

When food supplies stop and we have to eat each other.

What car should I buy?

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Originally posted by aquila When food supplies stop and we have to eat each other. What car should I buy?

One with a minimum of 4 wheels.

What's your budget?

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Originally posted by Sushipunk One with a minimum of 4 wheels. What's your budget?

I set aside 75% of my paycheck to pay for seven hours a week with your mother. The rest goes towards hookers and blow. Mostly blow.

How many fingers am I holding up?

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Originally posted by idoru I set aside 75% of my paycheck to pay for seven hours a week with your mother. The rest goes towards hookers and blow. Mostly blow.

Wow, she's still ripping people off?

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Originally posted by idoru How many fingers am I holding up?

Trick question, coming from a quadruple amputee

What would happen if you microwaved a microwave that was microwaving?

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Wow, she's still ripping people off?

Ripoff? Fuck, it's well worth it mate.

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What would happen if you microwaved a microwave that was microwaving?

Not a goddamned thing. What, you think this is a science fair? Christ.

Plaid or polka dots?

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Originally posted by idoru Ripoff? Fuck, it's well worth it mate.

That's what she said.

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Originally posted by idoru Not a goddamned thing. What, you think this is a science fair? Christ. Plaid or polka dots?

On you? Polka dots.

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