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Originally posted by stren *ponders how Megan would look like tied and gagged*

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Originally posted by whiskers This man would have liked to have a word with you...

Plus he's a rapist! Fuck yeah!

chach is a fucking assface.

that's right i said it.

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But the ninja has A.D.D. and starts losing energy/power and the pirates start stopping dancing.(There will be some suspense filled violins and guitars playing so that the audience gets scared and/or pumped-scared.) In several motions, the pirates come toward the ninja. BUT, out of nowhere this bad ass lake appears and a huge hippo busts out of it hard. Water sprays everywhere, including the pirates’ shirts (which causes their boobs to barely appear through their shirts). Most pirates are like “This can’t be happening!” The hippo says “Guess what, it is.” and slaps five with ninja pretty hard. And the ninja says “let’s rock brother.” They both pull out expensive guitars and start wailing on them really really hard. Since the ninja can’t concentrate, the hippo thoughtfully guides his hand, because they are blood brothers till the end of time and space. Then the pirates all morph into this tiny diaper and the hippo and ninja morph into a super poop-filled baby that takes the biggest frigg’n dump in the pirate/diaper. The pirates’ scream turns into a crap-gargle (this will make audience laugh gregariously). The ninja's A.D.D. heals and the two buddies/brothers smoke cigarettes and get ice-cream and pop, which they enjoy a lot.

I really enjoyed this shit

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Originally posted by diggerz I really enjoyed this shit

this guy is a fucking douche too. i mean, for fucks sake. seriously.

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Originally posted by chach yes im a douche because i say whats up.

yeah that's exactly why fucking ass douche.

he said assface

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Originally posted by tubularbills this guy is a fucking douche too. i mean, for fucks sake. seriously.

aw but all I ever wanted was to be your friend

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Originally posted by diggerz aw but all I ever wanted was to be your friend

if you were my friend you'd have mono. so fuck off unless you wanna make out.

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Originally posted by Frenchie he said assface

ATM

Will, you have showed me a life I could only dream of back home while masturbating in my father's woodshed.

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Originally posted by diggerz Will, you have showed me a life I could only dream of back home while masturbating in my father's woodshed.

its lovely let me tell you.