fakkk for 18k, anal is only one small checkbox... i want full blown orgies, 2 girls licking my balls while two others licking my dick, no spitting or dodging, bukake, etc etc etc.

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This is lower than limbo.

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Originally posted by Frenchie This is lower than limbo.

Your morals are not welcome in here. We believe you know where the exit is located.

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Just put it in her ass, and then wash your dick off with Sprite.

Delicious carbonated beverages work every time.

the only way to clean that kind of filth is with acid

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if they are that expensive there is a good chance magic johnson fucked them.

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if they are that expensive there is a good chance magic johnson fucked them.

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Le Freak - A.D.D & Chimichurri [Techno/Tech House/Music to put on burritos.]*click bitches*

if they are that expensive there is a good chance magic johnson fucked them.

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Le Freak - A.D.D & Chimichurri [Techno/Tech House/Music to put on burritos.]*click bitches*

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Originally posted by StanVoid funny thing is - i dont think these girls will even allow you & your buddies to go unprotected.

THAT'S the funny thing

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Originally posted by stace So, guys, do any of you really think that have sex with a prostitute is cool/sexy/hawt? Knowing that she has been with all those skanky men that can get it anywhere else? Still ewwww if you ask me.

Have you ever heard the phrase "I would have sex with all this white girls!!" before? M

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Originally posted by Simon_N This would be cheeper http://www.dream-marriage.com/?gcli...CFQ2vQwodt2GgaQ

http://www.dream-marriage.com/27438.html


looks hot!

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

you should try to message Marak5, he's an expert on hookers. he goes on mongering vacations.

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Originally posted by lucid pro tip: if you value your life, NEVER do anything that will place you "outside" of the jonze circle of trust.

i don't see what the big deal is with getting a call girl. sure, if i found out my guy got one at one point i'd be like "meh" but that's just because i'd feel threatened that maybe he's had better sex than with me, not because he paid for a prostitute.

and i'm obviously talking about if he got one before he was with me...not now. lol


a lot of chicks are really uptight about sex and even stupider when it comes to one nighters and they try and stick around the next day and sometimes even longer. if i was a guy with some cash flow to spare, and i was in the mood for some hard core kinky sex with a hot slut who will leave as soon as i'm done with her, then hell yea.

i would definitely wear a rubber though unless you really want to go the extra mile to confirm they are clean, but i don't know how you would go about doing that aside from requesting medical records or something.

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone