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(i couldnt help my perverted self)

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Originally posted by DJ Sunburn YES!!! Definatly!!! And you know what the best part is? I GOT IT ON VINYL!!!HAHAHAHAHA!!! But I definatly have to say one night stands rule! For some reason sneezing a big sneeze is kinda feels good. DJ Tiesto- In Search of Sunrise 1 ('nuff said) oh and...a big piss feels a lot better than big crap...lol..this is the funniest thread i've looked at in a while.

Thats hilarious.......i was considering sneeze as well!!!

hahah quality ste!

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Originally posted by Koop waking up after a bender and realizing you have one more cigarette left

that is one hell of an answer.

ill go one better...


waking up after a bender in which you remember finishing your pack of cigarettes the night b4, then when getting dressed first thing in the morning in order to get another pack with a dreadful hangover, finding the extra pack you bought (in case of an emergency) that you forgot you bought because you were getting bent.


did that make sense?

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Originally posted by DuMonde TrAnCeR me = Be With Me coup = Namistai Namistai: u no my feelings in the world thread Namistai: its gone into a deep discussion into shits and pisses Namistai: I say pissing can be more relaxing, though. CAN, depends on the circumstances. Yeah genereally pissing outweighs shtting as for the realx-factor. Hm now thats a high-level-discussion. Be With Me: thansk to me Be With Me: may i add Be With Me: and shits are way more realxing Namistai: they hurt ffs! Namistai: u great big shit Namistai: comes out Namistai: and ur arse cains Be With Me: then after its like ahhhhhhhh Be With Me: when u have the shit inside u ur all tense Be With Me: then when al lthat tension is relived Namistai: when u have a banging shit u actually feel ill Be With Me: relieved Be With Me: i always find shits way more realing that pisses Be With Me: pisses are boring Namistai: hha Be With Me: its jsut like, ah ive had a piss Be With Me: now aaaaaaaaaah.... that was a good relaxing shit Namistai: what annoyes me, if u have a really built up piss, and u have a shit at the same time, and u sit on the loo, and piss and it goes over the top of the bowl and into ur boxers and trousers Be With Me: i always press my nob down so it aims into the water Namistai: hah! good idea Be With Me: thus prevent splash dmage Be With Me: then when the piss is over Be With Me: release Be With Me: to ensure easier shitting Namistai: i feel like saving this convo and posting it on ukta bord Be With Me: hehe u might as well Namistai: lol!! Be With Me: or i nthe shit piss thread Be With Me: one other thing u must never forgot Be With Me: if its gonna be a big daddy shit, always cover the water with bogroll Be With Me: so u dont splash ur arse Namistai: haah!!!! never thought of that Be With Me: haha ya see, im not just a pretty face Be With Me: im master shit performence technician too ...i got this from my log (really bad pun intended)

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I die
Btw, whos the chick in ur sig, ste?

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Originally posted by TranceGiant Btw, whos the chick in ur sig, ste?

she's gorgeous isnt she?

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Originally posted by Koop waking up after a bender and realizing you have one more cigarette left

or waking up after shagging a bender realising you have one fag in your bed

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hmm.. you euro people call smokes fags dontcha?

well.. over here in canada, waking up with a fag in your bed is not a good feeling! unless of course you are gay, in which case i suppose it could be ok

over here, a fag is a homosexual male, do you call them fags there too? are there fags smoking fags?

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Originally posted by JohnSmith hmm.. you euro people call smokes fags dontcha? well.. over here in canada, waking up with a fag in your bed is not a good feeling! unless of course you are gay, in which case i suppose it could be ok over here, a fag is a homosexual male, do you call them fags there too? are there fags smoking fags?

LOL

(i know it's a useless post but I just couldn't help myself...)

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Originally posted by JohnSmith hmm.. you euro people call smokes fags dontcha? well.. over here in canada, waking up with a fag in your bed is not a good feeling! unless of course you are gay, in which case i suppose it could be ok over here, a fag is a homosexual male, do you call them fags there too? are there fags smoking fags?

hehe, i think he meant to post in the bad things thread in reply to my last post there


over here fags mean both, mwuahahahah, confusing or what?

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