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Originally posted by fayraree you can carry on whole conversations with her about her trip, her friends, what she did for fun, what she didn't like, the food, the clothes, EVERYTHING.

I just can't imagine myself being all that interested in the events in a 4-year-old's life.

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

i love talking to my nephew and i dont really "dumb myself down", i just talk to him like i would talk to anyone. i don't do the babytalk shit, i save that for my boyfriend



look how cute my nephew is. total future hunk right there...

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Banora I just can't imagine myself being all that interested in the events in a 4-year-old's life.

Wow you sound like a fucking dorkasaurus.I wonder what your past boyfriends look like.

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Originally posted by wotyzoid Wow you sound like a fucking dorkasaurus.I wonder what your past boyfriends look like.

Yeah, I have hideous boyfriends because I find children disinteresting.

/logic

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

You ever snuggled a baby till he or she fell asleep?? Best most cozy shit ever. When I did my obstetrics/paeds rotation, I spent a whole day just snuggling babies asleep, lol.

Fat baby is tired of your discussion.

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Originally posted by Banora Yeah, I have nerdy boyfriends because I'm a dork.

more so

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So...nerds are bad? Explain.

I find them interesting as we usually have the same things in common: love of technology, science, video games, can actually hold intelligent conversations that don't end in 'bro', they don't feel the need to dress head to toe in gaudy Ed Hardy bullshit and drag me out to the hottest club every god-damn night when I want to stay at home and Horde on Gears of War.

I'd rather have a nerdy boyfriend than some smoking hot meathead with the IQ of my shoe (I actually dated a guy like that. Worst god-damn relationship ever. Talking to him was, well, like talking to a child).

Or maybe I'm just not as hung up on social labels as much as you. -shrug-

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

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Originally posted by Slylee look how cute my nephew is.

Yeah, this is my niece.. almost 4 in these photos at her first trip to Disney World getting the princess treatment. Rediculously cute and definitely the only youngster I like. I just don't really know what to say to her or respond with interest to what she says... although, I will admit she says some pretty funny shit (not indending to be funny, which makes it funny).

my neice is cuter

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by wotyzoid

Oh wait...I just checked out your myspace.

Makes perfect sense now.

Just remember though:



Now go do your homework, young man.

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.