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| quote: | Originally posted by Domesticated
Surely if you get to a certain weight, your arms and midriff get so fat that you're unable to wipe your own anus and have to resort to getting a towel and using it in a kind of back and forth motion sliding between your genitals and your bum with the ends of the towel in your left and right hands? |
Somehow she actually kept her body fairly clean and fat-stink free, but she was a fucking mouth breather. No joke, when the front door opened and I was in our bedroom I would stop and listen for the sound of a wounded rhino because thats how I would know it was her and not my other roomie.
At night it was another story. She farted like the earth's wind movement relied on her ass forcing out gas. 
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| quote: | Originally posted by ziptnf
I probably wake up QWOPing.
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